Over in General/General's Random Youtube thread, Dartz posted link to a pottymoiuthed but very funny Rubberbandits music video. Today, while spreading some mayo on my sandwich, it occured to me that this song would be rather flexible with its words while mainting the irreverent silliness. Further, that Harry hates every form of magical travel ghe's tried excpt broomsticks. By then my sandwich was ready to eat, and as I took a big first bite, this popped out.
It's very sketchy, obviously. Needs polish. At least one of you is from Poland, right?
So I'm at the Weasley wedding
...
fuck your apparition
I've a broom outside
...
fuck your carzy cart rides (dissin' Gringotts)
fuck your fire flashing (dissin' Fawkes)
fuck your flying carpet (Patil Sr., with diplomatic exception to the law against them)
fuck traveling by floo (in place of Subaru in the original)
...
and you can fuck your portkeys
I've a broom outside
...
but if you want some quidditch
I've a broom outside
(?)no one can take you higher (faster?)
I've a broom outside
...and dear sweet Ancestors, please, no fighting over which bridesmaid the song is about... granted the folk on these boards tend not to be OTP crusaders but let's not start.
- CD
ETA: It's a pity I can't figure out how to make it work with "thestral" or "hippogryph" as it could then be Hagrid singing, and that would be even funnier
ETA2: I s'pose the line "she said grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse" would have to be changed to "can I grab you by the mumblemumble and ride you like a broom?"
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
It's very sketchy, obviously. Needs polish. At least one of you is from Poland, right?
So I'm at the Weasley wedding
...
fuck your apparition
I've a broom outside
...
fuck your carzy cart rides (dissin' Gringotts)
fuck your fire flashing (dissin' Fawkes)
fuck your flying carpet (Patil Sr., with diplomatic exception to the law against them)
fuck traveling by floo (in place of Subaru in the original)
...
and you can fuck your portkeys
I've a broom outside
...
but if you want some quidditch
I've a broom outside
(?)no one can take you higher (faster?)
I've a broom outside
...and dear sweet Ancestors, please, no fighting over which bridesmaid the song is about... granted the folk on these boards tend not to be OTP crusaders but let's not start.
- CD
ETA: It's a pity I can't figure out how to make it work with "thestral" or "hippogryph" as it could then be Hagrid singing, and that would be even funnier
ETA2: I s'pose the line "she said grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse" would have to be changed to "can I grab you by the mumblemumble and ride you like a broom?"
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
