Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!

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You make observations, filter for noise, let your unconscious intuit the shape, derive a mathematical description of that shape, and presto: natural law. Get the shape right and the math will follow.

Shape of the wizarding world thus far: a grey wibbly blob with lots of tentacles and even more eyeballs that makes farty noises.

- Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy, Ch23

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/8484470/23

"So, wait, the reason all the Sekirei crashed was because we got caught between a Mega Vampire and an Ultra Wizard duking it out in space?" Matsu said. "Because as far as reasons go for why a spaceship would crash, that one's actually pretty cool."

A Soul of Fire Ch27 (Fate/Extra and Sekirei crossover)
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/8811128/27/

"Isn't there a young lady with an ice bloodline?" Shizune asked the messenger, thinking of the list of patients, especially shinobi, who could use new organs. Of course Shizune and Tsunade were aware that Haku was one of the rare male ice users biologically, but it just wasn't done in Konoha to argue about people's genders. It was a man's prerogative to be a man, a woman's prerogative to be a woman, a peach tree's prerogative to be Perfect and a ninja's prerogative to stab anybody who disagreed with them. No ninja ever got anywhere by letting the laws of physics dictate what they could and couldn't do, and biology was really just the manifestation of physics that died when you stabbed it.

- Uchibi Sasuke ch42
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/8222842/42/Uchibi-Sasuke

Edit again:

the Flash could trip everyone, or take off their dirty sock and stuff it in their mouth mid-monologue. If I wrote the Flash comic, it would be a very different book.

- artist's notes from the 2014-09-25 page of Grrl Power
http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1491
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