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[Shepherd]

"None of us are going to make fun of you if you save us with the power of dance," Superman said. He did not make eye contact when he said it. Or even look in Batman's direction."I'm not agreeing to that," Green Lantern said.
"I'll only make fun of you behind your back," said Flash, as if that were a compromise. "You'll never know."
"I don't think that's going to work," Zatanna said.
"Knowing things is kind of his whole deal," Black Canary agreed.
Batman held up five fingers, but it was only obvious that this was what he was doing when he began ticking off items. "Volleyball in Cabo, the library at Gotham Academy, the Eggplant Debacle, Joe's missing sweater, the Iguana Talk."
"I was never planning to say anything," Green Lantern said.
"My other power? Silence." This was not Black Canary's other power.
"I'm too young to die," Flash said.

Batman pulled off his cowl.
"You're shitting me," Green Lantern said.
"You wear a second mask under the bat mask?" Flash asked.
Featureless glass eyes continued to obscure his features. In the smaller, domino-style mask tied around his head, they were actually creepier. "Do you not."
"Why would I wear two masks?" Flash asked, though Batman was already stalking toward the stage. Being able to see the irritation in his limbs made it more intimidating than when he wore the cape.
"In case of meddling kids," Black Canary said.
"Are you suggesting Batman is actually Old Man Jenkins?"
"You can do it, Old Man Jenkins!" Zatanna called toward the stage. "We believe in you!"

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8002432 Let's Dance, a oneshot in the Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts series.

hmm. Probably should have put this in the ROFL thread instead.
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