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Crossovers That Should Not Be XIII: The Horrors, The Horrors...
10-17-2011, 04:15 AM
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So this is Crossovers That Should Not Be XIII: The Horrors, The Horrors...
Zardoz / Highlander
There can only be gun.
(You can blame Epsilon for this one.)
We've secretly replaced Hannah from Hannah with Hannah Montana, and vice-versa. Let's see whether anyone notices.
(You can blame me for this one.)
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What about Hannah Abbot? Honestly, it's like Hufflepuffs never get the fic love, unless it's as one in a multitude as haremfic.
Also: Quickdraw McGraw, Applejack's rival or coltfreind? Babalouie vs. Spike, who'd win?
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Ohhhhh,, Hufflepuff harem fic?
Love Hannah
With Harry 'Keitaro' Potter, Hannah 'Naru-Naru' Abbot, Hermione 'Kaolla' Granger, Luna Otohime-Lovegood, Ginerva Shinobu Weasley...
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From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
Its not a should not be exclusively because you forgot to plot the story and only made direct character replacements...
Anyway, considering that Luna and Ginny are friends and Luna is blond.. wouldn't it be Luna Kaollla-Lovegood? That or leaving that character alone... the idea of Death Eaters remnants getting completely slaughtered by turtle themed devices that only slightly singe Keitaro leading to Su deciding Harry soaked the AK by simply being immortal.
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Quote:Babalouie vs. Spike, who'd win?
Depends. Are we talking Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer? And if so, early-season Spike or late-season Spike? Quote:Hermione 'Kaolla' Granger
Oh dear gods in heaven, that would be worse than Doghead13's Spark!Hermione from Book of Dobby Reboot... Quote:Luna Otohime-Lovegood
...and that is scarily on the money.
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Cartoon physics vs. real-world physics. (Idea courtesy of http://xkcd.com/965/]xkcd)
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ClassicDrogn Wrote:What about Hannah Abbot? Honestly, it's like Hufflepuffs never get the fic love, unless it's as one in a multitude as haremfic. Haven't seen a non-Harem Hannah fic, but there is a Harry/SusanBones fic ongoing on the Caer Azkaban list.
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ClassicDrogn Wrote:What about Hannah Abbot? Honestly, it's like Hufflepuffs never get the fic love, unless it's as one in a multitude as haremfic.
Also: Quickdraw McGraw, Applejack's rival or coltfreind? Babalouie vs. Spike, who'd win?
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I'd be more amused by Applejack as El Kabong.
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Quote:Babalouie vs. Spike, who'd win?
Bob Schroeck Wrote:Depends. Are we talking Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer? And if so, early-season Spike or late-season Spike? I thought we were talking about Spike from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degrassi_Junior_High]Degrassi Junior High...
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Cardassia Prime is dieing. And with the invasion of Bajor a failure, their one remaining hope is 85 million years in the past...
The colony of Terok Nova.
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That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
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(Inspired by a comment on the Eyrie Forums)
"This week on 'Hogan's Heroes': Colonel Hogan helps POWs escape Stalagmite 13 by beating Colonel Klink's new wrestler in a Steel Cage match."
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Ebony Wrote:(Inspired by a comment on the Eyrie Forums)
"This week on 'Hogan's Heroes': Colonel Hogan helps POWs escape Stalagmite 13 by beating Colonel Klink's new wrestler in a Steel Cage match." Robot Chicken already did that one:
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicke ... eroes.html
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Every four years, a tournament is held to determine who is the most powerful and beautiful. This year, Buttercup has made the trip to the capital.
The Princess' Blade
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One Piece and Monkey Island.
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robkelk Wrote:Every four years, a tournament is held to determine who is the most powerful and beautiful. This year, Buttercup has made the trip to the capital. But... what about Bubbles and Blossom?
And that actually ties in with a random one-liner that I came here thinking of posting... somewhere.
A: "Snips and snails, an puppydog tails, that's what little boys are made of!"
B: "So, wait, you're saying women are from Venus and men are from, what, the dumpster behind a cheap Chinese restaurant, or a really expensive French one?"
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Jinx999 Wrote:One Piece and Monkey Island. Wrong thread. you want Crossovers that SHOULD be. 
Seriously, Guybrush Threepwood would fit right in with Monkey D. Luffy and his crew.
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robkelk Wrote:Every four years, a tournament is held to determine who is the most powerful and beautiful. This year, Buttercup has made the trip to the capital. ClassicDrogn Wrote:But... what about Bubbles and Blossom? Sorry, there's too much combat here for this to be a Very Special Blossom...
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blackaeronaut Wrote:Jinx999 Wrote:One Piece and Monkey Island. Wrong thread. you want Crossovers that SHOULD be.
Seriously, Guybrush Threepwood would fit right in with Monkey D. Luffy and his crew. I dunno. Guybrush can hold his breath for *ten minutes*. That makes him a bit overpowered for the One Piece universe. How can those other guys possibly compete?
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Being able to hold your breath for ten minutes is USEFUL if you're smart and dealing with people who can't swim.
Also - Stray Little Devil and Disgaea.
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Jinx999 Wrote:Troilus and Celestia Romero and Juilet
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robkelk Wrote:Jinx999 Wrote:Troilus and Celestia
Romero and Juilet
Arguably already been done by Lloyd Kaufman, with "Tromeo & Juliet." Mutants rather than the undead, and Lemmy Fuckin' Kilmister as the Prologue (which he does straight, thereby demonstrating that he is full of win and awesome).
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There are lots of stories when people replace Romeo and Juliet with even more dysfunctional pairs, but what would happen if you replaced them with Rock and Lafiel or Kenichi and Belldandy?
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Jinx999 Wrote:... or Kenichi and Belldandy? Well, Keiichi might get upset that his girlfriend has been paired up with History's Strongest Disciple...
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