ROFL Beethoven, and tell Tchaikovsky the news

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This is more a shortfic idea than anything, but it made me laugh - what if the reason house elves bind themselves to wizards is that they feed on the ability to think logically? Look at who keeps them, and who has the most trouble with thinking things through - the old families, the headmaster and staff, and increasingly as years progress students at Hogwarts... Dobby was probably so bad off while still bound as the Malfoys are the sort to show off by having a large staff despite being just the three of
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