From Adam West Batman vs. Heath Ledger Joker -- How would it go?
Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.
Quote:Day 1, Joker finds himself in a happy, smiling community full of public-----
minded but stupid citizens. And its caped crusader is even more
incorruptible. It's perfect. So, he starts a scheme, raises the stakes,
makes some threats.
Batman makes a speech about The Duties of a Citizen, or Not Giving In When Crime Makes Threats, and it's even more perfect!
Sure, he gets caught. But the mask will crack. Even if it doesn't, he'll have a foe who'll show his wear, who'll wish he could break.
Then he breaks out. Manages some mayhem. (He'll notice these things
normally have more of a bodycount, but that can come later). Batman
makes a speech when he's caught.
...Hang on. That's the same speech as earlier. Like, the exact same one.
It's like Batman isn't impacted in the slightest. It's like... he
doesn't notice. This is just another day at the office for him.
Then the Joker runs through his kills. Surely someone died, he'd have to... no-one is dead. It's like nothing he does matters.
Day 83. The Joker realizes he's in Hell.
Batman judges a pie eating contest; declares the real winners the judges
for getting to try so many delicious taste treats made by hard working
Americans, the backbone of democracy.
Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.