Quote:"I'll never forget the day I first wrapped a package up in bubbleIn The Bleak Midwinter
wrap!" Ditzy affected a caricatured mocking tone. "Everypony else was
all, 'You'll never be able to wrap that package, Derpy!' and 'Why don't
you just give up now, Derpy?' and 'Help, you literally just set me on
fire, Derpy, quick get some water!' But did I listen to them? No, sir,
I did not. I just stepped right up and I wrapped that package up in
bubble wrap, and that's the day I knew that I was born to be a
delivery-pony. And then the whole town burned down, and when my hair
finally grew back from being all singed off, I noticed I had earned this
little girl right here!" She gestured at the line of bubbles on her
flank.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.