From Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu a very well done 'Realistic Crack' Naruto where the Konoha 12 + the Sand 3 + The Sasuke Squad accidently teleport Naruto's new Apartment complex back in time during a massive 'We survived the 4th Ninja War' Drunken Party.
For obvious reasons, the ANBU are sent in to investigate this mysteriously appearing building. The future-nin are only just waking up from a massive 'morning-after' with big hangovers (and no idea of what's happened) and assume this means the village is under attack. Hilarity follows. Here is one piece - but really the whole thing so far is ROFLOL.
Edit: As noted - the story has grammar/syntax issues and is written by an ESL. That's why it's not in the rec's thread. However - it's just too funny not to go here - despite the issues, the narrative voice is funny as hell
For obvious reasons, the ANBU are sent in to investigate this mysteriously appearing building. The future-nin are only just waking up from a massive 'morning-after' with big hangovers (and no idea of what's happened) and assume this means the village is under attack. Hilarity follows. Here is one piece - but really the whole thing so far is ROFLOL.
Edit: As noted - the story has grammar/syntax issues and is written by an ESL. That's why it's not in the rec's thread. However - it's just too funny not to go here - despite the issues, the narrative voice is funny as hell
Quote:They had breached the wall of a luxurious bathroom, a little barren of furniture but still luxurious anyway. In front of them stood a dark-haired beauty, practically naked, who had been busy trying to make the shower work until they blown up the wall.
She stood there, hand still on the not-functioning shower valve, eyes wide like a deer caught in the headlights.
Wait, her eyes...
'She's a Hyuuga? Why is a Hyuuga here, and...is Asuko bleeding from the nose?'
Nobody moved for several seconds, even when the echoes of the other teams' blazing entries reached them.
Then the girl finally reacted how any girl caught like that in front of five unknown males would have done.
She started screaming.
The Fire Team was in even before the rubble started settling on the floor.
Running between the empty rooms, the team leader wanted to use the advantage of surprise before the enemy could react and organize a defence.
They stopped only only to open each door, leaving quickly once the room were called clear.
'Nobody's here? Masahiro told us there were lots of chakra signatures on this floor. Where are they?'
The next door was opened by the impatient team leader with a kick so strong that it flew off its hinges.
The team entered like before, weapons in hand, only to be greeted by what was probably the opposite of a prepared enemy ready for a fight.
Knelt be the side of a toilet was a young man with brown, spiky hair, who was sporting the marks of the Inuzuka clan on his face.
And he was puking his guts out.
'What? An Inuzuka here-'
The team leader stopped, as did his men. Not in surprise, but because they were assaulted by the stench of the kid's vomit. If the boy really was an Inuzuka, he didn't want to imagine how terrible the smell was for him.
The hopefully-for-him-not -an-Inuzuka barfed one last time, taking a few deep breaths to calm himself down. It was then that he noticed someone else was in the bathroom.
He turned his head wobbling, still kneeling by the toilet, and saw them.
"Who the fuck are you guys?" he said in a suffering tone.
It was then that another whiff of the foul smell assaulted the nostrils of the team.
All of them made disgusted faces and noises. A couple of them even fled the room, breaking squad discipline.
Seemingly offended by this reaction, the teen shouted in their direction.
"HEY! I WAS SICK, ASSHOLES!"
The radio channels were suddenly filled with chatter as the riot teams started their assault on the building.
Minato, Fugaku, the Commander and Shikaku were listening attentively, hoping that everything went according to plan.
Everyone fliched in pain as their eardrums were assaulted by a loud undignified shriek from the speakers.
"Blaze Team, here! We came in contact with one of the targets! It's a Hyuuga girl and-"
"GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!" screamed a female voice, presumingly said Hyuuga girl.
'So at least a Hyuuga is involved. But why?' thought Minato, glancing at the ANBU leader 'And why is she screaming like that?'
Suddenly other screams and sounds of a fight were heard from the speakers, along with some pained moans. Too many noises to be a good thing.
"Blaze Team! What's happening?" asked Fugaku, worried about his men.
"SHE JUKENED MY BALLS! SHE JUKENED MY BAAAAALLS!" was heard all over the room.
All the present males (and even some of the women) winced at that. Even the stoic ANBU Commander. Not really an application of the 'Gentle Fist' they wanted to imagine.
Sounds of another fight could be heard on another squad's channel.
An unknown, brash voice spoke.
"You guys are really assholes, you know? Attacking me like that for no reason! Can't you see I'm-"
The voice stopped, and instead a disgusting sound could be heard, along with laments about the smell made by the members of Fire Team.
"Uugh. I feel much better, now," said the same voice in a low tone, before speaking again, "Now, who's first?!"