Here's a very entertaining Worm Crackfic. Taylor's parents are both alive and they are a ridiculously over-the-top pair of super thieves. For maximum RoFL effect, it is recommended that you imagine Armsmaster's lines in chapter 2.5 as delivered by Samuel L. Jackson.
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No, I don't believe the world has gone mad. In order for it to go mad it would need to have been sane at some point.
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No, I don't believe the world has gone mad. In order for it to go mad it would need to have been sane at some point.