Living Outside the Database, poor little Yui discovers the unpleasant reality of hunger:
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
ShadowCrystalMage Wrote:"Papa! Papa!"--
Kirito jumping up and instantly coming to attention with fatherly concern was sort of ruined by the fact that he tangled in his sleeping bag and flopped around like a landed fish. "Yui! What is it?-! Are you all right? I'm here Yui!" He flailed at his zipper and finally managed to open it.
"Papa… " Yui moaned. She was curled up in the fetal position, her head bowed, her hands wrapped around her stomach. "Papa … my stomach feels strange … I think I received a debuff while I was in [Sleep Mode] … "
Her stomach grumbled again.
And thus Yui received her first painful lesson in… well, pain. Specifically, hunger.
"This [hunger] mechanic is badly designed!" Yui declared as Kirito ran to buy food for his clearly-in-distress daughter (and everyone else too, he supposed). "We should send a strongly-worded message to the programmer! It's effects are too powerful! It needs to be [nerfed]!"
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.