From "Gatecrash", the sequel to Mass Effect / Worm crossover "Exiled":
http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads ... t-17296272
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Quote:"Huh, either we suck, or they got someone over there with some skills. Cuz, seriously, they all can't be losers. Has to be someone out there who actually knows how to rock their tech." Uber reached over to open the channel. "Greetings and salutations, you have reached Murderous Hobos Anonymous, how may I direct your call?"
"Who are you?!" An older man shouted questioningly.
"I'm sorry, perhaps you didn't hear the 'anonymous' part of our title? I'm prohibited from divulging any of the names of our membership. Was there something else I could help you with?"
"Cease this attack immediately!"
"Man, seems to be a problem with the com line. Didn't you hear the 'Murderous' part either?" Uber asked the frantic voice as he traced the line. He nodded to himself when he found it coming from the crew quarters. "Pretty sure I mentioned the Murderous part. Sort of sets the stage for things, you know?"
"I want to speak to your commander, NOW!"
Uber snorted at the demand eyeing the left hand screen that was tracking the ground team. "Again, I really wish I could help you, but she's unavailable right now, you know, being on your ship, killing all your dudes. If you give her a minute, I'm sure she'll be with you shortly."
Uber couldn't help but smile at his timing. Two loud knocks sounding like the butt end of a pistol slamming against a metal door broke over the com line. "Yeah, that would be her. If you haven't yet, now would be a great time to shit yourself. So, fuck you, and have a nice day."
http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads ... t-17296272
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.