Quote:"Okay… so if I get this right," Nicholas began, his voice almost sceptical, "you're sleeping with a girl currently, there are others who have kissed you. One sneaks into your rooms, and you need advice on women?"
"Yes." Jaune nodded, glad to see his father understood.
"I'm not sure you need advice on women."
"Dad, this is serious – I don't know what to do."
"You're sleeping with a girl and don't know what to do?" His voice sounded incredulous. "I've a feeling I'm going to regret this, but what do you currently do when you sleep together?"
"Currently?" Jaune touched his chin in thought as he looked down at the girl wrapped in a cocoon of his own blankets. "Well I try to get some sleep, she steals all the covers and leaves me freezing. Some nights I wake up to find she's kicked me out of bed and she regularly steals my shower in the morning."
"Huh…" the man sounded surprised. "Yeah… that sounds pretty normal. Are you sure you haven't skipped straight to marriage? Ow, ow – Juniper!?" There was a sound of struggle as something seemed to hit his father.
Professor Arc
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.