-_-Should I know the reference, or what it implies?
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"Ooh! Food!"
I'm glad we got here after the rides. Don't want to know if she can get queasy.
"That looks good! But so does that! And that! But I can't eat all of that!"...a fact for which my wallet is forever grateful.
"Hey, Imma? What's 'ice cream'?"...what.
"...are you serious? You don't know what ice cream is?!"
"Um... I wouldn't've asked what it was if I already knew, would I? I don't think I would've."
"Good point. Anyway, ice cream is... well..."
"That's okay, Imma. If you don't know what it is, we can just-"
'I know what it is, okay? I'm just-"
"Just what? Just having a hard time figuring out what it is?"
"GAH! NO! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
"I belieeeeeeeeve you~"
"...you do."
"Yep! I was just distracting you, 'cause it sounded like you'd gotten stuck on something. Now you can give explaining it another shot!"
...she's right. Now I see where I was going wrong. "Thanks. I was, actually- stuck, I mean. Was trying to figure out how to explain why people like ice cream."
"Explaining matters of opinion? Yeah, I can see how that'd be tough."
"Thanks again for that. Anyway, ice cream is basically sweetened milk, frozen in such a way that it ends up becoming smooth....I'm not sure why I thought I should explain why people like it. Better to just let you find out for yourself.
Yeah, could I get a large chocolate cone for me, and a small one for the little lady? Thanks."
"Little? You're still shorter than me, little brother."
"I know. I may be shorter than you right now, but in a few years I'll be taller... and you'll still be short. So nyeh."
"Hmph."
"Anyway, here's your ice cream. Now, keep in mind that ice cream is COLD. Eat it too fast, and you'll-"MUNCHSNARFGOBBLE"That. Was. DELICIOUS! Can I have some more? A large cone, maybe, with a fowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
[PICTURE SAVED, AS PER STANDING ORDERS.]
[Very good. You might as well be recording this. Full video.]
[ALREADY IN PROGRESS.]
"...it huuuuuuuuurts."
[Even better.]
"As I was saying, if you eat it too fast, you'll get a headache."
"...why is the ice cream attacking my head? Make it stop!"
"Sorry, Sein. Can't. It'll get better in a bit, don't worry."
"Aahhhh. Better! Now, about that large cone..."
"You sure you want to do that?"...yeah, she's sure. Heck of a glare, too.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.
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"Ooh! Food!"
I'm glad we got here after the rides. Don't want to know if she can get queasy.
"That looks good! But so does that! And that! But I can't eat all of that!"...a fact for which my wallet is forever grateful.
"Hey, Imma? What's 'ice cream'?"...what.
"...are you serious? You don't know what ice cream is?!"
"Um... I wouldn't've asked what it was if I already knew, would I? I don't think I would've."
"Good point. Anyway, ice cream is... well..."
"That's okay, Imma. If you don't know what it is, we can just-"
'I know what it is, okay? I'm just-"
"Just what? Just having a hard time figuring out what it is?"
"GAH! NO! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
"I belieeeeeeeeve you~"
"...you do."
"Yep! I was just distracting you, 'cause it sounded like you'd gotten stuck on something. Now you can give explaining it another shot!"
...she's right. Now I see where I was going wrong. "Thanks. I was, actually- stuck, I mean. Was trying to figure out how to explain why people like ice cream."
"Explaining matters of opinion? Yeah, I can see how that'd be tough."
"Thanks again for that. Anyway, ice cream is basically sweetened milk, frozen in such a way that it ends up becoming smooth....I'm not sure why I thought I should explain why people like it. Better to just let you find out for yourself.
Yeah, could I get a large chocolate cone for me, and a small one for the little lady? Thanks."
"Little? You're still shorter than me, little brother."
"I know. I may be shorter than you right now, but in a few years I'll be taller... and you'll still be short. So nyeh."
"Hmph."
"Anyway, here's your ice cream. Now, keep in mind that ice cream is COLD. Eat it too fast, and you'll-"MUNCHSNARFGOBBLE"That. Was. DELICIOUS! Can I have some more? A large cone, maybe, with a fowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
[PICTURE SAVED, AS PER STANDING ORDERS.]
[Very good. You might as well be recording this. Full video.]
[ALREADY IN PROGRESS.]
"...it huuuuuuuuurts."
[Even better.]
"As I was saying, if you eat it too fast, you'll get a headache."
"...why is the ice cream attacking my head? Make it stop!"
"Sorry, Sein. Can't. It'll get better in a bit, don't worry."
"Aahhhh. Better! Now, about that large cone..."
"You sure you want to do that?"...yeah, she's sure. Heck of a glare, too.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.