Crossovers That Should Not Be 19: Making no sense, right from the gecko

[Jinx999]

It is said that when Loviatar first
came to Abier Toril, although cruel and taking pleasure in the
suffering of others, she was capable of compassion and kindness along
with her cruelty. However Bane, or so it is said, desired a minion
and came to her feigning romance. He courted her and after a time
persuaded her that these were weaknesses and she'd be more attractive
to him without them.

So she took up a stone from the shore
of a sunless river, deep in the underdark, and forced her emotions
into it. The essence of stone entered her own heart and her
compassion and kindness entered the stone. Eventually she became the
cruel and stony hearted goddess that is known to this day. And Bane
laughed, and bound her as his slave, and she no longer had the will
to resist.

However, the stone remained, and being
filled with divine compassion, even from so cruel a goddess, begun to
blaze with a holy light, bringing warmth and light to the dark river
it came from. Thus the stone became known as the Sunstone and . . . .

“Dude, keep your sexual fetishes out
of the game, OK?”