RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 21: The Revenge of the Snappy Subtitle
10-04-2017, 03:02 PM (This post was last modified: 10-05-2017, 04:12 AM by DHBirr.)
10-04-2017, 03:02 PM (This post was last modified: 10-05-2017, 04:12 AM by DHBirr.)
An elaboration from a picture I posted lo these many years ago....
Music: Some the most ominous excerpts from "Mars: the Bringer of War" by Holst. Fairly subdued at first, so it doesn't drown out the narration.
Narration [sounding like Ah-nuld]: "Space ... source of the Ultimate Evil. These are the voyages of the Grand Cruiser His Righteous Wrath. Their never-ending mission: to destroy strange new worlds; to seek out and exterminate new life forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where only heretics, mutants, and aliens have gone before ... and kill them. Kill them. KILL THEM ALL!"
Starring: Captain Bors Kharkov
Inquisitor Gottlos Strafe, Ordo Hereticus
Apothecary Justacian, of the Sons of Dorn
Canoness Commander Raven Lily, Adepta Sororitas
Commissar Estevus Mao
And approximately one hundred thousand "red shirts."
One planet at a minimum must be wiped clean of life in every episode.
The Emperor Protects
Edit: Oops; forgot the red shirts.
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“We’ve had our differences, but he’s seen the light … and I made sure he moved toward it, instead of coming back.”
Music: Some the most ominous excerpts from "Mars: the Bringer of War" by Holst. Fairly subdued at first, so it doesn't drown out the narration.
Narration [sounding like Ah-nuld]: "Space ... source of the Ultimate Evil. These are the voyages of the Grand Cruiser His Righteous Wrath. Their never-ending mission: to destroy strange new worlds; to seek out and exterminate new life forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where only heretics, mutants, and aliens have gone before ... and kill them. Kill them. KILL THEM ALL!"
Starring: Captain Bors Kharkov
Inquisitor Gottlos Strafe, Ordo Hereticus
Apothecary Justacian, of the Sons of Dorn
Canoness Commander Raven Lily, Adepta Sororitas
Commissar Estevus Mao
And approximately one hundred thousand "red shirts."
One planet at a minimum must be wiped clean of life in every episode.
The Emperor Protects
Edit: Oops; forgot the red shirts.
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“We’ve had our differences, but he’s seen the light … and I made sure he moved toward it, instead of coming back.”