WARNING: The following NOT to be taken overly seriously! (although I really do think that Doug's subconscious would just luuuuv this one....)
Link: www.minibite.com/oldies/shavin.htm (warning! Embedded music!)
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Lastnight when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
I think i'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
each time I say Darling I love you
she tells me that I'm full of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
An old lady died in her bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
but the darn thing was loaded with
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Power: Gives Doug the ability to create unlimited amounts of shaving cream, or convert darn near anything within his AOE into shaving cream (his choice of color, flavor, scent, gel-vs-foam, etc). Also allows Doug to perform painless yet perfect depillation upon anyone or anything within AOE (although if he's not careful, he might remove a bit too much...). Hence the regular solicitations from various Hollywood personages who think Doug could make a *mint* performing Painless Ultimate Bikini Waxes and Full-Body Metrosexual Makeovers (and they could make a mint off their cut of the gross) which keep the paper shredder in the Warriors' London office well-exercised.
To date, this song has only seen "action" in the field once, during the cleanup after the Hyper Hair Virus outbreak from BioWerk GmBH's labs in Dusseldorf in '92....

A friend of mine, who is new to the game, his cousin and I are starting an all Ninja Super Group over on Freedom and I'm just wondering if I can get a few volunteers to help get it set up.
We go with a white primary color and black secondary. and masks, definately masks.Brown Wizard Needs Booze Badly!
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In the epic rage of furious thunder
legends create their tales
when the twilight calls and the dark lord falls
our glory will prevail

is out, from static subs.

Some folks have seen this new toon of mine, from Virtue. Those who have apparently have laughed themselves silly:

And a few folks have heard about these two new toons from Justice, but no one has seen them yet, because I left them at the beginning of Outbreak. Still, there have been questions (mostly of the "you must be joking, right?" variety), so here they are:


I'm gonna go hide now.

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.

Because you never know when one might need to disintegrate 7/9 of an elephant in 10 Earth seconds:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysYsFqwSJ7k---
Mr. Fnord
http://fnord.sandwich.net/
http://www.jihad.net/
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery

FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information

"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"

Apparently, these really are a limited-edition thing... and Right Stuf says they're already out of stock at the wholesale level. If you want one, get it now. (Right Stuf has a few, as of this posting; I don't know whether anyone else still does.)

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

Thought that came up... it's been established that a lot of how handwavium works is linked to the user. Well, what about AIs? Leaving aside philosophic questions about what it means to be sentient, can handwavium created AIs themselves use the stuff if so inclined?

I'm having weird issues with my account. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
I'm trying to work with NCSoft to fix it, but as it stands right now, I wouldn't expect me on.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
"Camaraderie, adventure, and steel on steel. The stuff of legend! Right, Boo?"

Time to clear your calendars and install your toilets in front of your PCs! Double XP weekend is back! (Figures they'd put it on Father's Day weekend)
Link-Fu!
Double XP Weekend Returns June 15-17!
Thursday, May 31, 2007
School's out! Fathers Day! Positrons birthday! So many reasons to celebrate! Yes, Heroes and Villains, the time has come again. Roughly twice a year we turn up the dial and invite players to rack up XP at double the normal rate. Coming soon, Hero and Villain characters will receive double the XP, Influence and Infamy for all of their accomplishments in the game.
Double XP Event Timing:
Start: Friday, June 15th at 8:59am PST / 11:59am EST
Finish: Sunday, June 17th, 8:59pm PST / 11:59pm EST
If you have a friend who wants to join in the fun but hasnt played before, send them a free 10 day trial and earn free game time through the Referral Program!
The event begins Friday, June 15th! Take advantage of this opportunity to level up your favorite heroes and villains twice as quickly as normal. Good luck and have fun!

Global: @Jimmy Amp
"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will Rogers

looking at the With Liberty thread, I think we need a consensus judgement call on Haruhi's competence level - she's either incompetent or not, and we need to decide it out of story, IMO.
Personally, I could go either way, and I'm interested in hearing from my fellow FenniesWire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979