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  I have decided
Posted by: Valles - 10-09-2006, 06:31 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (131)

...to found a super group.
I picked Triumph, since it's supposed to be relatively empty.
Now, Rev, Foxboy, and the Lovely Wife will perhaps remember our improvising a magical girl team on Virtue several days back. At about that point, the idea of creating a mahou shoujo SG and raising it up as an organized concept from level one on lodged itself in my brain and has flat-out refused to go away.
And yes, I fully recognize that the Mirror sibs and Kingdom have already pretty much beaten me to most of this punch. I'm trying to placate my muse, here, not be original.
Of course, the minimum level requirement for SG founding is a bit of a bump on the 'all at once' part of the concept.
At this point I've managed to dream up titles and potential powersets for a full eleven characters. There'd be room for Kamen types, of course - male or female, even - but I'd prefer to get all the girls spoken for before investing anything in them.
Which just means they'd need to be pitched beforehand, rather than showing up. ^_^
So, without further ado, I give you The Facets of The Yrmaw:
Inez of the Wildfire - Evil Midnight Lurker
Blaster: Fire Blast/Fire Manipulation
Lia of the Sea - His Lovely Wife
Blaster: Energy Blast/Ice Manipulation
Rina of the Shadow - Morganni
Scrapper: Dark Melee/Dark Armor
Lloelie of the Songs - Hunterminator
Controller: Mind Control/Sonic Resonance
Grace of the Spirit - Acyl
Defender: Empathy/Psychic Blast
Tonya of the Snows - Foxboy
Blaster: Ice Blast/Ice Manipulation
Yin of the Spheres - Chibi Konatsu
Controller: Gravity Control/Kinetics
Satomi of the Stars - Drenevian
Defender: Radiation Emission/Radiation Blast
Sara of the Earth - Valles
Dominator: Plant Control/Firey Assault
Sasha of the Storm - Sweno
Controller: Gravity Control/Storm Summoning
Kara of the Thunder - Valles
Blaster: Electrical Blast/Electricity Manipulation
Yes, most of those combinations are rather obvious. They seem apropos nontheless. I'll wait to see how much - if any - interest there is before I start getting into backstory and costuming instructions and such...
Ja, -n

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  My Naruto self-insert character (ie. ego-stroking/deflating)
Posted by: Acyl - 10-09-2006, 12:27 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (16)

As the subject line suggests, I went and wrote myself up as a Naruto self-insert character.
Yeap. SI. I don't normally do this, so I'm not sure why. Well, okay, the stuff here sorta popped into my head a couple nights ago, while I was trying to sleep. So I scribbled it down, and then I had a really strange dream...
And then, of course, there's the wonderful stuff Griever, ClassicDrogn, Drakensis and Nathan have been doing. Certainly an influence, there.
This really isn't a story, it's just a character sketch in prose. I dunno if I'll ever do anything with this.
That said, I've already written a bit of Naruto fanfic (about the Waterfall village, entitled "Lesser Nin"), and I've got a couple story ideas revolving around the canon Leaf-nin cast in Konoha. So this might still see the light of day. Sometime. I should probably run through those ideas in a seperate thread, but anyway...


Ake Ichiwa isn't a particularly imposing figure. He stands around 5' 7", with glasses and a sleepy look. His hair's messy, and he's only clean-shaven if you have a very forgiving definition of 'clean'. Half-lidded gazes and stubble might be intimidating on some, but not Ichiwa. He doesn't look disreputable or seedy, just dishevelled.
A Leaf Chuunin, Ichiwa wears a variant on the regular village uniform. Granted, taking dress code liberties like that probably defeats the purpose of "uniform", but he doesn't care. Ichiwa's outfit is the standard green and blue, but he has a full-sleeved jacket instead of a vest. He also has more pouches at his waist and pant legs, on the principle that there's no such thing as too many pockets. In addition, Ichiwa's got an unhealthy obsession with storage scrolls, using them to carry even more.
He's developed a jutsu that activates all his storage seals at the same time, manifesting the items in a large pile in front of him. He usually does this to organise his stuff, but there's a rumour floating round the Hokage tower...that he actually killed someone this way.
And he didn't even bury the guy in weapons. No, apparently his victim suffocated on paperwork.
Ake Ichiwa isn't a frontline shinobi. Members of his family usually aren't. The Ake are recognised as a clan under village law, but they've only been ninja for two generations.
The Hidden Leaf was formed by two brothers, the men who would eventually become the First and Second Hokage. The brothers united the Fire Country's ninja. But to forge a new village, a new nation, they needed more than just soldiers. They needed civilians, too. They needed food, labour, trade links, money. That's where the Ake came in. They were a merchant family that threw their lot in with the new village.
A wise investment, as it turned out.
Today, the Ake still do trading and business. But many of their sons and daughters have taken up the ninja trade. Ichiwa's father organised the Leaf's logistics during their war with the Hidden Stone, while Ichiwa's eldest cousin is the one who builds all those nasty trap-filled training grounds.
And Ake Ichiwa is one of the Leaf's best intelligence analysts. Given the nature of shinobi relations, he also often serves as a diplomatic advisor, making him a regular fixture in official delegations to other villages. The Leaf is a government unto itself, after all. The Hokage needs a good staff.
Ichiwa is field-qualified, but combat is not his forte. He made Chuunin at age 15, passing his first and only exam. Yet only recently - in his early twenties - has he achieved the fighting skills corresponding to his rank.
Of course, he wasn't promoted for his ability to break heads. He literally talked his way past the first two Chuunin tests, before being defeated in the tournament. But he didn't lose. Not really. Somehow, Ichiwa got hold of a psychological profile on his opponent - quite a feat, since she was from a different village. Ichiwa goaded the Grass kunoichi so hard that she lost her temper. The resulting Jounin-level jutsu put Ichiwa into the hospital for weeks.
Except...the jutsu she used was a clan secret. A technique which had remained closely guarded for decades. Never taught to outsiders.
And a strangely large number of Uchiha just happened to be watching from the stands, sharingans open.
If there's one thing the Ake family is good at, it's making deals.
Like most of his kin, Ichiwa is considered a "genjutsu type". That said, he isn't great at genjutsu - he's merely adequate. But he's sub-par at taijutsu, and doesn't have the chakra for really destructive ninjutsu. Generally, he fights by using illusions to conceal traps and explosive notes. However, this tactic obviously works best when he's had time to prepare a battleground beforehand, something he can't always do. Enemies have this annoying tendency to be uncooperative.
If forced to fight head to head, Ichiwa tries to stay at a distance and bombard the enemy with ranged weaponry. He has a pair of shuriken and kunai launchers strapped to his arms - the mechanisms rapid-fire projectiles, reloading through storage seals. He needs a large volume of fire because his aim isn't great. It's terrible. Back in his Academy days, Ichiwa set a new record in his final weapons test. He had perfect throwing technique, no pause between throws, and all his kunai landed at the very same spot. Unfortunately, that spot was 13 feet to the left of the target.
He's improved since then, but there's a reason why most of his jutsu are area-effect. It's the concept of spray-and-pray.
And he does pray. Ichiwa claims to be religious, though precisely what religion he belongs to isn't clear to his fellow shinobi. Well, aside from the fact it was started by some carpenter...who apparently had really amazing jutsu...and preached something about God's enduring love for man and the need to put complete faith in him for salvation. Or something. They're not sure. In any case, it all sounds very very strange for a shinobi, since the ninja lifestyle's basically about depending on your own strength and your compatriots, not some nebulous spiritual deity thing.
Especially one that can't even be summoned.
Ichiwa does have an actual summon contract, however. He summons fish.
Koi, specifically. The contract belongs to the Hidden Waterfall, but he made some friends there during treaty talks some years back. His summons are often laughed at by other shinobi, but Ichiwa insists they're more useful than they seem...
...and besides, it's the principle of the matter. He has to summon fish. It's spiritually significant.
His friends usually ignore him when he starts to talk like that. Ichiwa can be really confusing, and he has a truly strange sense of humour. He's a nice enough person, though, if a little odd. Perhaps overly kind and honest for a shinobi, a bit too vocal...mostly harmless, anyway.
It's well known, though, that Ichiwa has a long-running feud with Morino Ibiki, the head of ANBU's Torture and Interrogation Force. They intensely dislike each other. Morino Ibiki is tight-lipped about the subject, but he's hinted in vague terms that Ichiwa might be somewhat less than trustworthy. Ichiwa, on the other hand, insists he has nothing but respect for Ibiki, and it's all just a terrible misunderstanding.
He never explains what the misunderstanding's about.
Unfortunately, as one of the Leaf's intelligence analysts, Ichiwa has to work with Ibiki on a fairly regular basis. Those days are not good for domestic tranquillity in the Hokage Tower.
As an intelligence officer, Ichiwa has special authorisation from the Hokage's office, and security clearance far higher than most Chunnin. His day job essentially consists of figuring out ways to pry into other people's business, how to forward the Leaf's agenda, how to best stab rival villages in the kidneys...and it's not all foreign, either. A fair bit of his scope overlaps into the Leaf's internal affairs. Ichiwa is a member of what he calls the "Censorship Board"...the panel that decides just what is classified information, and how much to tell the rank and file. He can be quite ruthless in this regard, a trait seemingly at odds with his professed moral code - though if questioned, Ichiwa says he doesn't see the discrepancy.
Ichiwa is one of the few people who knows the Legendary Sannin Jiraiya is actually the author of the infamous "Icha Icha" series. Tsunade let that slip during a staff meeting, while commenting on the quality of Jiraiya's intel reports. It's been occupying Ichiwa's mind ever since. He doesn't like the novels. He finds the prose too florid. But the books are international bestsellers, read by people across the world. And it'd be wonderful if he could persuade Jiraiya to slip subtle political messages into the stories. Pro-Leaf propaganda, you see...
And he'd like a set of autographed copies. It could be a good investment.

"Ake" is a fancy word for red, and "Ichiwa" is one wheel (well, ring, etc). It's an overly complex multilingual pun on my Chinese name, Zhu Yilun. Kanji, you know.
The story about Ichiwa's aim...is true. I did that with an M16 in Basic Military Training. Singapore Army. It was the simulator, you see. I was wired up, and they could measure everything. Perfect posture, perfect grip, perfect timing, perfect trigger pull, perfect precision, perfect shot grouping...nowhere near the target. 13-14 feet to the left, to be precise. In my defence, I was shooting from a few hundred feet away, and another guy did even worse...
But there's a reason I served in a support vocation, and why I always had the cleanest rifle, remarkably free of carbon, during inspection time...
And yes, I really have invented several assassination jutsu involving fish.
-- Acyl

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  funny NPC
Posted by: Foxboy - 10-09-2006, 12:22 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (13)

as Lady Nogitsune dinged 49, she was on a mission with this npc:
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: This is like, so totally grody!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: Like, Ohmigawd! Lady Nogitsune! We are so gonna totally rock now!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: Like, I have always SOOO wanted to meet you!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And now we can like, totally fight together and all sorts of stuff.
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: All the other Fortunatas were all TOTALLY like 'Tarantula Program? Eeew!'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And then they were like, 'Like, what are you thinking, Becky?'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And I was totally like 'I'll get to meet all kinds of interesting people and stuff.'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And look, here I am, like, totally fighting alongside YOU!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: This is even better then when I worked with Silver Mantis.
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: She's, like, totally uptight, until you get to know her, y'know?
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: But this is sooo much better than that.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

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  A Thought
Posted by: Acyl - 10-08-2006, 04:16 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (8)

Fae Wree Tail's ultimate motivation is the acquisition and consumption of candy.
King Midas and the Goldbrickers are based in a chocolate factory, which finances their operation.
Discuss.
-- Acyl

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  New Branch - Great Lakes Legendary (Freedom)
Posted by: jpub - 10-08-2006, 06:14 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (6)

Mekadave aka Jimmy Amp (Tempestador and Shining Binary on Virtue) and I, aka Paradoxe (Australis/Bowtruckle on Virtue) have started a Freedom Server branch of The Legendary.
We're called "Great Lakes Legendary", and are now recruiting.
Mekadave and I are leaders right now, as Kobalt-60 and Dustball respectively.
Come and join us!
Edit: We also have Great Lakes Infamous. Wavebender (Mekadave) and Waylayer (me) are leaders.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
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  NEW EPU!
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-07-2006, 04:25 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (50)

The latest installment in Warriors of the Outer Rim: The Fulcrum of Fate, Part I!
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

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  Halloween Event starts Oct 18th
Posted by: Mekadave - 10-06-2006, 08:24 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (3)

www.cityofheroes.com/community/event_halloween2006.html
Even in a city where many citizens dress in unique costumes to battle real mystical threats, Halloween is a special time of year. While Paragon City's Halloween holiday was dampened last year by renewed hostilities from the Rogue Isles, this year's October events look to be even more promising than before, with record numbers of citizens all over the city ready to welcome trick-or-treaters of all ages.
However, a dark shadow has fallen over this year's festivities. Word has spread from the shadowed town of Croatoa that strange things are headed south to spoil the holiday with their own evil celebrations. With the location of the Malleus Mundi still a mystery following it's disappearance last year, it's feared that new creatures might appear on the city streets. There have already been rumors that the Unseelie court may be sending fiends to paragon City to join the Vampires and werewolves that stalk the night on All Hallows Eve. Now there have even been sightings that the fearsome giant Jack-in-Irons has been seen heading south to join the Pumpkin King.
To combat this dark tide, Croatoa's Ravenwing Cabal has offered to help by encouraging heroes not only to fight these dangers, but also to enjoy the holiday. Heroes are encouraged to look for Ravenwing Cabal member Annah in Croatoa to learn more once the Halloween festivities begin. There are even rumors that a rogue member of the Cabal called "Granny Beldam" has plans to offer the same encouragements to villains from somewhere in the Nerva Archipelago. It remains to be seen if the villains of the Rogue Isles will appreciate any festivity, despite Lord Recluse's orders for mandatory Halloween cheer among the populace.
"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will RogersGlobal: @Jimmy Amp

"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will Rogers

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  Open Election
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-06-2006, 07:03 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (18)

Although it's never been formalized, the current incarnation of the Legendary started out with three "leaders" with the rank of Legend: Evangelia, Lora'Lai, and Aegis Sanctuary. Now, with the kickage of Aegis from the group for nearly a year's inactivity, her space is open. Now we can simply ignore it and run with two leaders, but it seems to me that it would be better to replace her, and that the fair thing to do is open up the floor to nominations for her replacement.
Mind you, I'm doing this on the spur of the moment. I haven't talked to Logan about this, nor do I have a system for handling it worked up. But I'd at least like to place it before the group at large for discussion.
I don't think it's necessary that a nominee be of Commander rank, btw, as long as they've been good and supportive members of the group.
I'm going to pin this thread to the top of the forum until we determine something one way or another.
Have at it, folks!
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

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  GvsE Item Pack now available
Posted by: Mekadave - 10-05-2006, 10:24 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (8)

They put it up a day early at the PlayNC store!
/secure.plaync.com/cgi-bin/plaync_buy.pl"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will RogersGlobal: @Jimmy Amp

"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will Rogers

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  IMPENDING SECTION DELETION
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-05-2006, 07:07 PM - Forum: Forums - Replies (6)

A week ago, I posted a notice in the General Discussion forum of the Teikoku Kagekidan: 1940 area, asking if the project were dead in the water.
I got no responses save for Chris Davies post today which said, essentially, "It's dead, Jim."
This is your last chance. Unless someone presents compelling reasons to the contrary, Teikoku Kagekidan: 1940 will be going the way of the dodo within 48 hours.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

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