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| [Story][Season 0] House Raising |
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Posted by: Ace Dreamer - 06-26-2012, 03:48 PM - Forum: Fenspace
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House Raising - 10/Jun/2012
Mid Spring, 2008, Luna.
Can you raise a house on the Moon? If most of the bits come from Earth, is that a 'house falling'? That doesn't make much sense. But, if the Moon's above the Earth, it might still be 'raising'.
This and other nonsense went through Brains head, as he sat on the Lunar surface, looking at where home would be. On land he owned. On the Far Side of the Moon.
He'd spent nearly two months, over-working to get his plans and materials ready, since his 'day trip' up here. Fortunately these days he'd the help of Brainless, who honestly seemed to enjoy the more structured (dare he say 'simpler'?) bits. Though he'd almost nudged him out of his cottage workshop, to the one on the 'SS Champ'.
He'd come up with a new variety of 'paint'. This took transparent mylar film used for a lot of his work and both strengthened it and made it convert about 25% of the light passing through it into electricity, while still making it almost invisible. UV and IR too. He'd treated the mylar pressure dome, the one he'd used to avoiding waving the clay pit, with this. After tests he thought it ready for Moon duty.
Resources[1] was a major problem. Theoretically handwavium must be capable of transmutation of elements, one reason he thought it was benevolent femtotech[2]. But, that was a can of worms he wouldn't open, just for his own convenience. The results could be so horribly messy that it'd make juggling anti-matter look user-friendly.
The big problems were nitrogen, for his air, and carbon. Oxygen was no problem. Hydrogen was solvable if that mythical Lunar water was actually exploitable. Otherwise it was asteroid mining time. That'd give him water ice, and carbon, and he could hope enough nitrogen. In the short-term he'd enough power to distil nitrogen out of Earth's atmosphere, and bottle it, or stock-up on ammonium nitrate. And charcoal.
He'd waved the 'Recyclosaurus'. Sometimes handwavium seemed to like silly things, and this was one of them. An immense vegetarian dinosaur head and neck, currently attached to a bare frame robot body. Uran called it "Nom Nom"[3], and insisted it was male. He'd just slot in the cargo hatch of the 'SS Champ' and his chemical 'stomachs' reprocessed just about anything he ate, into useful feed-stocks.
Brains hadn't much use for Titanium, Aluminium, Magnesium, or even much Iron, at the moment, but something would probably come up. Some nice stone walls for the garden were worth thinking about, and he'd need to make his own soil. Plants in tubs would be a good start.
He looked over at the faint distortion where Nom Nom had been dug into the lunar regolith. He seemed to be making good progress, the measures to stop lunar dust wrecking his works were holding. That'd been a pain to fix. The stuff got in everywhere.
Nom Nom's companions, the twin giant Beaver robot builders were doing well. Following behind they took processed material and built then sealed underground walls. Brains had named them 'Castor' and 'Pollux', but Uran said one should be called 'Teddy', though she wouldn't explain why.
A few more hours and they could seal the area where the dome was going to be raised, and stop relying on stored power. The ship itself generated some power, of course, from energy it absorbed rather than diverted around, and the newly installed image system could provide a trickle, too. Neither had a big enough cross-section, though. Until he got the deep heat sinks installed this place'd show-up like an infra-red beacon to anyone who scanned it from orbit. It was a risky time.
Uran had offered to help with the work. But, the first part was mostly supervision, and he'd prefer to give her opportunity to play, rather than be bored. He thought she was finishing reading "Harry Potter", at the moment. Dipping into engineering and technical works when she wanted some diversion. She seemed a competent programmer, but the subject didn't seem to interest her, in general. Vehicles also didn't seem to catch her fancy, so she probably wouldn't become a 'Gearhead'.
'Ting!' This time, unlike on the day trip, he'd brought a way to communicate with the others. The display showed Pollux was saying they'd completed the first, outer, circle. It'd seemed sensible not to make them too smart, and that'd worked so far.
Time to go down into the basement...
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"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" - Hawkwind
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| [Story][Season 0] Bi-location |
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Posted by: Ace Dreamer - 06-26-2012, 03:26 PM - Forum: Fenspace
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Bi-location - 09/Jun/2012
Eastercon[1], 2008, UK.
Sitting in a bar. Even at a science fiction convention. In a wheelchair that made you socially invisible. Yes, Brains was willing to admit. It was pretty lonely.
Things'd gone reasonably well. He'd had to hire a disabled-adapted van, as he usually did for cons; his old Bedford hadn't worked for years now, and he'd never got around to getting it fixed. Brainless clamped-down in the back as he'd driven down. No police cars stopped them for having an invisible driver, as he'd joked with Uran before they left, but he certainly wasn't letting Brainless drive.
He hoped leaving Uran to poke around the village, and surrounding area, invisible, wasn't going to have any long-term consequences.
Brainless'd seemed almost cheerful when they arrived. He'd picked up their con package from the desk, and pinned-on the badge, giving Brains a quick look as he did. Brains nearly protested, then realised Brainless would be the one people looked at.
Getting the dioramas set up in the Dealers Room went smoothly. No one seemed to notice that there were two, identical, heavily-built red-haired men in wheelchairs; they just walked around Brains, as usual. Though, Roger came in after they'd set-up, gave the pair of them a funny look, before turning to a customer.
Brains hung around a while. Brainless actually smiled, talking to someone, explaining the background to one of the SF dioramas. After a while he couldn't stand it any more, and wheeled-off to the bar.
Thinking about things, maybe Brainless was so unhappy, around him, because the two of them being there meant he couldn't be 'Brian'? That made some sense - his main reason for existence was to be a stand-in. For a moment Brains had the nasty notion that he just pretended to be non-sentient to wind him up...
"Brains?" A woman he half-recognised called across the bar to him, then swiftly strode in his direction. "I know you're pretty fast in that wheelchair, but we've just come straight from the Dealers Room. Wait here."
Brains heart sunk, as he watched her stride out of the room, then back in a minute later. "There's two of you! How'd you manage that?" And she stood there, tapping her foot on the carpet.
Maureen, as he saw her name badge said, obviously wasn't just going to go away. While waiting she looked over at a stocky man coming out of the loo. "Dave! Come over here and talk to Brains."
Dave looked around the bar, then ambled towards them. "Brains? Didn't we just see him in the Dealers Room?" And his gaze slid across Brains.
Brains remembered Dave, one of his better on-line friends. He'd a partner called 'Maureen'. Best as he remembered they worked together at a small biomedical research company. One of the few people he passed handwavium on to. Hadn't Dave said Maureen was unwell and not coming to the con?
"Here!" Maureen slapped the back of Brains wheelchair; definitely a social no-no. Dave blinked, then looked straight at Brains for the first time. "How did you get here so quickly, Brian?"
"That's just what I was asking him!" And Maureen raised her hands into the air in exasperation. Other fans in the bar were polite enough to do no more than glance over.
"I'm invisible. That's why I brought a visible version of myself as well." Maybe the truth would get him out of this? Dave went white. "You waved a copy of yourself? And it worked?" He slumped into a chair, put his hands over his face, and shook. Brains could tell he was resisting crying.
Maureen moved over, put one hand on Dave's shoulder, then started rubbing his back. She gave Brains one or two annoyed glances, but most of her attention was on Dave.
Brains sighed. Then stood up, his wheelchair folding to support his lower body, and stumped over to the bar. On the way one or two fans gave him admiring glances, and he caught at least one flash of a quick snap. Good job he was going to go live on the Moon.
Their story slowly came out as Dave and Maureen sipped their drinks. Brains was waiting for his toasted sandwich to arrive. Dave had taken the handwavium and fed it until he could wave-up all the medical instruments and testing tools he could imagine. A bio lab provided good enough containment facilities that waving involved little risk.
His prize piece was a replica of the human brain, that showed all the same readings as an unconscious adult one would, and responded to drugs in the same way. Obvious ethical issues prevented him going any further. Unfortunately his employers, while impressed by his enterprise, didn't think that they could sell instruments that you had to literally coax into working. The idea of needing to sing to, admittedly a fully comprehensive hand-portable, brain scanner wasn't on.
Then Maureen had her fatal accident. Dave's instruments showed she was totally dead, with only some residual brain activity, so he didn't think he had anything to loose. He kludged the brain scanner to transfer as much of her as was left into the synthetic brain. Then concealed her death while he built a steadily more functional body around it, organ by organ, part by part.
"I don't know how I did it", he admitted to Brains. "But I'm not doing it again. The nightmares have mostly stopped now, and I'm only going to do enough to keep Maureen healthy." "Probably still sell the instruments, but I've always fancied taking up farming. What do you think?"
Maureen gave Dave a 'we will be discussing this further' look.
"We're going, soon", and Maureen pointed up. "Will we see you?"
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"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" - Hawkwind
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| Song of the Day, 25 June 2012 |
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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 06-25-2012, 07:33 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk VIII: Harry Potter and the Man from Otherearth
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Vengeance is as vengeance does,
Sweet the taste when eaten cold,
Sweeter still to send thy ill
Back into thy face three-fold!
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire,
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire!
Shape the shield, above, below,
Shape it hard and shape it strong,
Power bending to my will,
Power to contain thy wrong!
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire,
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire!
Now within it, mirror-bright,
All thy surface facing thee,
What thou sense, reflect until
Trapped within, ‘tis three times three!
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire,
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire!
And within conceit sublime,
Make it clear as diamond air,
Let all wrongs to curse or kill
Return to be trapped also there!
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire,
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire!
(Bridge)
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire,
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire!
Be thou trapped in thine own curse!
Be thou caught in thine own wrong!
Be thou burned by thine own flame!
Be thou shattered by thy song!
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire,
Earth and Water, Air and Fire,
Mold thy power to my desire!
Mold thy power to my desire...
-- Heather Alexander, "Mirror Spell"
(lyrics by Mercedes Lackey, music by Leslie Fish)
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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| The Microsoft tax.... |
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Posted by: Shader - 06-24-2012, 01:13 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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After several years of struggling with my computer I final got talked into getting a new one. Yes this is the computer with the Btx case. So I've wiped it back to bare metal and given it a friend as thier first computer.
It was running Windows 7 Professional 32bit. As it was the OEM version it didn't include the 64bit version, but it did come with Office 2007.... which is now in my friend's hands.
The new computer is as follows:
AMD Oct-8 core
ASUS/GIGABYTE
16GB Hyper X 1600 Ram
2000 SATA HDD
2GB (Hyper) ATI 6670
Precision Gaming case
Certified 600W PSU
Supet Multi DVDRW
Windows Home 64bit
So now I have to pay the Microsoft tax at least once maybe twice.
I need office as certain parties only accept Word Docs.
And do I just upgrade to Ultimate 64, or go buy the full version and have both flavours available? Or do I just leave it as is?
Don't you just love the Microsoft tax?
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| So it's our 22nd anniversary today... |
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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 06-24-2012, 03:31 AM - Forum: General Chatter
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..and as part of the celebration, Peg and I are at the James Taylor concert at PNC Arts Center. It's intermission right now, and I just have to ask -- has James Taylor always been a huge goofball?
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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| Proposed new error code - "Unavailable For Legal Reasons" |
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Posted by: robkelk - 06-23-2012, 10:36 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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Folks at Google have notices that the WWW error code 403, "Forbidden", has started to be used in cases where it isn't user permissions on a system that forbid the serving of a resource. To remove the ambiguity of why something is forbidden, they've proposed an extension to the 400-series codes: "Unavailable For Legal Reasons"
The number they've suggested? Three digits, starts with a 4, brings to mind government control of ideas... (Yes, they acknowledge where they got the number from.)
http://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/draft-t ... ude_text=1]Here's the current draft of the proposed error code, with the number listed for those who haven't figured it out yet.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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| Anything goes |
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Posted by: Caligostro - 06-23-2012, 10:24 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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by Cole Porter:
Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose.
Anything goes.
If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like,
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose.
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
Truding in nudist parties in
Studios.
Anything goes.
When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Then I suppose
Anything goes.
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows,
Anything goes.
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux.
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clo'es,
Anything goes.
If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Then Anna shows
Anything goes.
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
On her toes,
Anything goes.
Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From that news you've got
And those pains you've got
(If any brains you've got)
From those little radios.
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
'Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes.
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power: any social behaviour, as long as sincere, will be accepted for the duration of the song. So while it plays it is ok to walk up to the Japanese emperor in nothing but shorts and greet him with "Hi dude". It would be rude to stay around after it finishes, though. ... could be useful if one doesn't know the social conventions of a group one gets to interact with.
Edit: line breaks.
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| Open characters, the Eleven Doctors |
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Posted by: Terrace - 06-23-2012, 08:15 PM - Forum: Fenspace
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A series of Handwavium Androids created by Whovians, each one is based on specific incarnations of the title character from the TV show Doctor Who. So far, there are only eleven of them, though there are plans to eventually add the 12th Doctor to their ranks. To the (mild) dissapointment of the Whovians, they aren't very good at figuring out how Time Lord technology works, much less how to build it in Fenspace. They insist they'd need an actual TARDIS to have any chance of that working. For now, they frequently do contract work for Great Justice and Space Patrol as Science Advisors.
Quirks:
I'm not an animatronic - Handwavium AI Androids.
Actor Allusion - Each version typically goes by the first name of their respective actor when they're all together to limit confusion (1. Bill, 2. Patrick, 3. John, 4. Tom, 5. Peter, 6. Colin, 7. Sylvester, 8. Paul, 9. Christopher, 10. David, 11. Matt).
Body Doubling - Each one looks and acts like a specific version of a fictional character, allowing people to predict their reactions if they are familiar with the source material.
What is this fashion sense you speak of? - Some of the Doctors have odd fashion choices lifted wholesale from the show (such as Tom's scarf, Peter's stick of celery, Colin's rainbow coat, or Sylvester's question mark-covered sweater vest).
Macguyver wishes he was as good as me - All of the Doctors are quite adept at jury-rigging solutions to problems.
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| [Story][Season 1] Longevity |
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Posted by: Ace Dreamer - 06-23-2012, 07:41 PM - Forum: Fenspace
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Longevity - 23/Jun/2012
"It's not easy talking about it." The reporter waited. The man was obviously overwrought. "Go on. If you like, we can do the interview later."
"Sorry. I'd like to get it over with. My dad was getting on. He'd been in the home for ten years. And, his mind was starting to wander. We'd never been rich, and, he was needing more medical treatment. Just to keep going."
"Our insurance ran out years ago. We'd had to re-mortgage the house. If I could afford it I'd have quite liked to 'go up', myself. But, like a lot of people, I've got responsibilities."
The man paused. And the interviewer let him gather himself.
"I scrapped together every penny I could. Asked around. Studied the web. The only firm that I could find, that guaranteed they could help him, that we could afford..."
He gulped.
"'Prometheus Industries'. 'We can rebuild you', was their slogan. I looked up 'Prometheus', they'd got a really good reputation. Turned out later, totally different company."
"We got Dad back. Eventually. Remembers everything. Fit as a horse. But..."
The man looked across the room. The third person there looked up.
"Dad?"
"Yes? Has the nice lady some questions, nyo?"
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"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" - Hawkwind
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