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| Another Bit of WAFF |
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Posted by: Black Aeronaut - 07-09-2009, 10:32 PM - Forum: Fenspace
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My Mother likes to write haiku and recently surprised me by sending me a bunch of haiku she's written recently. One in particular caught my imagination and
carried me away.
Quote: Daughter
Father
push the swing harder
so I can fly
Right away, I envision little Mayonaka on a swing inside 36 Atalante's biosphere-dome, her eyes closed and a joyous smile plastered on her
face as she envisions herself dipping and swooping over some land, and Benjamin is pushing her with all his might. She can't really fly yet, but the swing
is good enough for now. Eventually, though, she will fly away, but she will always remember and adore her Father who always strove to help her fly, even when
her fledgling wings couldn't lift her.
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| DSKS - A Few Thoughts... |
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Posted by: Black Aeronaut - 07-09-2009, 03:27 PM - Forum: Hangar 13
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This story hasn't lost interest that quickly, has it? I guess I should have started a new thread anyhow.
Got a couple of things I'm tinkering with here.
First one: Rapid Prototyping Machine.
As Zeke's experiments carry him deeper and deeper into strange terrain, I cannot help but think that having one would be useful. It'd be handy enough
just for laying down custom circuit boards (contracting an appropriately equiped fab shop is hideously expensive and practical only if your ordering in huge
numbers). Granted, he can probably get a good deal of stuff taken care of through MITHRIL once he's in their employ, but that's only going to go so
far. So an RPM seems like the most economical solution so far...
Second: POV Shifts
About a week ago I finished reading through Stefen Gagne's Sailor Nothing and it reminded me of something about his particular style that he
excells at - the Roving 1st Person POV. At this time, I'm working on the writing (scene of Rei's first meeting with Zeke, from Rei's POV - nearly
complete) but I've got a corner of my mind dedicated to figuring out how I would present something like this that would cause the least amount of
confusion.
When K.A. Applegate did one of her few Animorph books where the POV shifts, she'd actually head the segment with the character's name. I'd
like to be a bit more subtle, following Twoflower's example of shifting fonts. At the same time, part of me wishes to hold true to the bare-bones
presentation of purists such as the venerable (and sometimes hated) Benjamin Hutchins.
I know that the presentation's a post-production thing, but it's not something I want to wind up stumped on, hence why I give it at least a bit of
thought in the here and now. Thoughts, anyone?
ETA: Some other stuff...
I need to download the last episode or two of Akikan, but I got a pretty solid idea of where things go from Episode 11 with the appearance of the Mixed Juice
Akikan (Think Vampire Akikan - takes the powers of the Akikans she kisses and keeps their cans so she can summon 'zombie' Akikans at will). She'll
be one of the tougher opponents, for certain, and a possible reoccuring villain du jour for a while.
Also, I cannot help but think that the all-too-openly-gay director of the Akikan Elect in that area would be in cahoots (in more ways than one) with our
flamer-whispered. And just for pure brain breakage... Nah, I'll leave this one as a surprise. (^_^)
One final thing, then I'm done for the night...
I finally managed to put a finger on why I don't feel too cozy with the idea of making one of the Chinese Sisters (from FMP) an Akikan. While writing this
fic, I will, understandably, be changing a few things about some of the characters to make things fit better. Something that I don't like doing, however,
is changing the basic nature of a character. This includes gender orientation and physical nature. The only exceptions I make is where breaking these
conventions is the point of the story. Age and circumstances are somethings I'm willing to change - Sakura will be well aged by the time we see her as an
active player in our story, but I have my limits in what I wish to change and I will excercise them.
Thank you kindly, though, for your input. It has been trully invaluable and has given me a wealth of material to work with. By all means, do keep the
suggestions coming - I'm just going to be more selective in what I decide to use. I may even pick and choose bits and pieces rather than entire ideas (Egg
Shen: "Like your salad bar here - we pick what we like and leave all the rest!").
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| This is truly fucked up - funny - but fucked up |
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Posted by: Rev Dark - 07-09-2009, 03:25 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090709/w ... law_rights
We go now to one such Yoga class.
Those we seek to be cured, attain the lotus, align your chakras,
(Fap! Fap! Fap!)
Not that aligned! At least not yet.
Now the mantra.
Booooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeeees
Wwwweeeee lllllooooooovvveee Booooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeeees
Booooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeeees maaaaaaakkkkeee uuuuuussss sssssssmmmmmmiiiiiiillllllllle
By the three dicks of Vishnu, Brahman and Shiva do we have any lesbians here? Have I done more harm than good? Damage control. Damage control. Cure the
lesbians. Right.
Hoooooooottttttt ccccooooock! Mooooooorrrrre Hoooooooottttttt ccccooooock!
(Fap! Fap! Fap!)
Aiiigggh! By Ganeesha's probing Nasal Appendage! That mantra will not cure the gay men!
(Fap! Fap! Fap!)
No! No! No! No! You will not Align yourselves over the thought of nasal sex with the elephant headed god!
Stop aligning your chakras!
Sigh... This is going to be be harder than I thought.
(Fap! Fap! Fap!)
Harder? No! I didn't mean it like that!
(Fap! Fap! Fap!)
Oh stop that. I am feeling decidedly unserene at this moment.
- In truth it is hard to make fun of people like the nut-bar in the above article; as their own comments are already well over the edge of bug-fuck-nuts and
funny in and of themselves.
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| Furies |
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Posted by: ECSNorway - 07-09-2009, 02:17 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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This one probably gets filed in Doug's "Do Not Open Except In Case Of World-Endage" folder, but....
Quote: What's packed in my hold
Is dearer than gold
Revenge is my cargo this day
Ya' think you have won
But when my job's done
The fury will force you to pay
My people weren't strong
They'd done ya' no wrong
They just happened to be in your way
You take what you seek
Contempt for the weak
And your battlefleet came yesterday
Like the coward you are
You strike from afar
And death is the harvest you reap
For all we were brave
No warning you gave
My people ya' slaughtered like sheep
Alone in the dark
I lay near to my death
With hate in my heart
And with my final breath
To whatever gods
That would listen I prayed
That they witnessed your crimes
And they forced you to pay
On Tera, long dead
Old gods it is said
Created the furies to fly
Grim justice to seek
And revenge for the week
On those whom the law had passed by
Those gods heard my plea
And granted to me
The means of achieving my goal
Oh I think they are just
For to do what I must
The fury they placed in my soul
Transformed by her hate
Now I am your fate
The Gods chosen weapon of right
The fury inside
Will not be denied
And I seek my vengeance this night
I've stolen this ship packed
With weapons of war
So you will not profit, as you have before
Eluding you fleet
Past your sentries I slip
And the fury has guided me straight to your ship
She steadies my hand
Her tool to command
Accounting you will not deny
Your ship is in sight
Of my fury lead flight
And the fires of my vengeance burn high
What's packed in my hold
Is dearer than gold
As dear as my people who fell
When I ram in your side
At the end of my ride
This fury will send you to hell, to hell
This fury will take you to hell!
Effect: Summons the Three, in their incarnation as the Furies; Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megeara.
And he'd better have a Damn Good Reason For It.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
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| Gundam after dark |
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Posted by: robkelk - 07-08-2009, 06:37 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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We've all heard about the 1:1 scale Gundam built for the franchise's 30th anniversary, right? Here's a photo gallery of the Gundam, with each photo taken at night.
This one looks like a DVD cover without the text...
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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Posted by: OpMegs - 07-08-2009, 10:02 AM - Forum: General Chatter
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Aptly named "Google Chrome OS"
I admit to being intrigued. So far out of the all the apps Google's put out, only their browser has failed to gain my unabashed and undivided approval, and
half of that's just inertia from Firefox slowing me down. Still, will wait and see.
Altogether, not bad for a couple of geeks that started out with a search engine.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
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| Possibly the best YouTube clip linked here today |
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Posted by: robkelk - 07-08-2009, 03:50 AM - Forum: General Chatter
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Never mind that it appears to be the only YouTube clip linked here today; just go watch it.
meet the SOS-dan
(Comment from the person who posted the link on Usenet: "BTW - Look carefully at some of the background details - the person who created this is very skillful and has a great sense of humor.")
(Edit by Bob, 1/17/2018: The original video linked here was yanked for copyright reasons at some point. However, I think this one might be the same, or at least similar.)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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| Star Trek After Dark - The Immunity Syndrome (NSFW) |
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Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 07-07-2009, 12:57 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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I just about laughed my way out of my chair on this one!� Oh my god this is funny. And WRONG!!
WARNING - although composed almost solely of clips from the Star Trek episode The Immunity Syndrome (giant space amoeba) and nothing else, it's the WAY
that the clips and sound were spliced together that made me decide to make a NSFW warning for this one! Click at your own risk!
You will never EVER be able to watch The Immunity Syndrome the same way ever again!
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