Quote:Thing is, though, I wasn't really going for the sort that you automatically hate.
You're not? The sheer overwhelming arrogance in the opening narration isn't intentional? hmm.
if you want to skip more of the boring parts you might want to start the story when Rei delivers the food. Handle his arrival there and such in the dialogue. You can explain what he did in a flashback or it could just be Rei thanking him for it.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."