"Exactly What It Says on the Tin" could be a Spamalot fic, I guess.  I haven't seen it, and it's been at least a decade since I've seen Monty Python's Holy Grail, so you're on your own for plot ideas.
*Bravely bold Sir Vorticity ran away, bravely ran away away...*
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*Bravely bold Sir Vorticity ran away, bravely ran away away...*
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