And a lurker sent me an email with the info -- the story is Ken Aromdee's "Strategy and Tactics", which can be found here, even though he's apparently taken down all his other fanfiction. (Temporarily, he says.)
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.