Part of the trouble with the games is that they are strictly keyboard control only.
Which means your movements have only two speeds: Dead Still and VROOOM!!!
With a grand total of eight directions to move in.
In a bullet hell game.
The die-hard fans are real elitist ass holes who are far more autistic than I am and see nothing wrong with horrible racist humor. (In the early days, there was a lot of signal noise from /b/, and not from the parts that actually were funny.)
Best bet is to try reading about the various games in the semi-official touhou wiki. They include scripts, and trust me, you aren't missing out on much in that way.
And then try reading A Wizard is You by Demetrious, which brings a DnD Wizard into the Touhou Universe, along with a set of Traveling Luggage from the plane that Twoflowers hails from.
Of course, shenanigans en-fucking-sue, and only in the most beautiful way possible because despite seeming like crack, no one is out of character at all!
Yes, they are all that fucking insane (not just The Wizard) and it is glorious.
https://www.touhou-project.com/th/res/123033.html
Which means your movements have only two speeds: Dead Still and VROOOM!!!
With a grand total of eight directions to move in.
In a bullet hell game.
The die-hard fans are real elitist ass holes who are far more autistic than I am and see nothing wrong with horrible racist humor. (In the early days, there was a lot of signal noise from /b/, and not from the parts that actually were funny.)
Best bet is to try reading about the various games in the semi-official touhou wiki. They include scripts, and trust me, you aren't missing out on much in that way.
And then try reading A Wizard is You by Demetrious, which brings a DnD Wizard into the Touhou Universe, along with a set of Traveling Luggage from the plane that Twoflowers hails from.
Of course, shenanigans en-fucking-sue, and only in the most beautiful way possible because despite seeming like crack, no one is out of character at all!
Yes, they are all that fucking insane (not just The Wizard) and it is glorious.
https://www.touhou-project.com/th/res/123033.html