RE: COVID-19 Check-In Thread Part III
05-23-2021, 03:01 PM (This post was last modified: 05-23-2021, 03:05 PM by Bob Schroeck.)
05-23-2021, 03:01 PM (This post was last modified: 05-23-2021, 03:05 PM by Bob Schroeck.)
(05-23-2021, 10:19 AM)robkelk Wrote:(05-23-2021, 02:14 AM)Labster Wrote: I am still alive. I took my second Pfizer yesterday (the second dose is the one with the government microchip).
There can't be a microchip in the shot. There's a microchip shortage nowadays.
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Waitaminute...
No, no, no, the second shot is the one that mutates your DNA so you're no longer human. The first shot has the microchip in it.
The third shot... that's the one no one talks about because you get it when your body goes on autopilot in the middle of the night while you're asleep.
EDIT: Seriously, Peg and I are deciding to live a little dangerously this summer. In addition to our usual beach house week at the start of July, we're going to be doing a couple nights at the Hard Rock Hotel in Atlantic City less than a week before, to celebrate my birthday. That'll be our first hotel stay since the pandemic.
-- Bob
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber. I have been
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber. I have been
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....