No time to comment properly just now -- I shouldn't have spent the last hour reading rather than going to work -- but one quick typo note.
The "If I had a boomer" song and the "Be healed" comment are both enclosed in angle-brackets. Since you didn't convert them to HTML entities, their contents don't show up in most web browsers...
The "If I had a boomer" song and the "Be healed" comment are both enclosed in angle-brackets. Since you didn't convert them to HTML entities, their contents don't show up in most web browsers...