M Fnord Wrote:The live *plants* are restricted to the VVS as of mid-2013, since nobody else has a security system willing or able to keep up with the little green bastards. The beans are... not commonly available, though they can be found with sufficient discreet inquiries.Um... according to http://www.fenspace.net/index.php5?titl ... ian_wot%3F]THIS, WireGeek has a sapling. And even if she couldn't get her hands on a sapling or cutting, Greenpeace has heard of it. At the very least she independantly replicated them (maybe not as potent as the originals, but...), as she's attempted to feed some of it to Lebia (who's the big coffee drinker on the Forge).
...I just had another nasty thought. I seem to recall that Espresso handwavium was based on normal coffee. What about Klatchian Espresso handwavium? Mixed with Shockolate handwavium?