Outside a decrepit and disused looking factory/warehouse situated aside a busy road a camera crew stands in front of a doorway prepped for a take and are awaiting a cue. The cue apparently being the opening of said door as the cameraman leads off through the doorway and down the dimly lit passageway into a brightly lit workshop. As the cameraman pans around capturing for posterity the current state of everything in the room, to the untrained eye nothing looks too out of place for a workshop aside from the surplus of watermelons, junk piles, a tarp covered vehicle and small collection of floating cubes. The cubes are the double-take moment as aside from the odd Companion Cube, model Borg Cube there’s a working replica 343-Guilty Spark.
“Ah, that’s not The Guilty Spark, it just looks like him,” comes a voice off-camera, the person who said that’s soon on-camera seated in a section of the workshop that wasn’t lit during the initial camera pan. “No that’s just a prototype UAV, one of the toys we’re playing with here. Considering the time of day, you’ll have to wait for Horo* to drift back from the school, before ye can film her. Till then, Welcome to Setec Astrometric Systems, I’m Steve Morgan* and TSAB can go get spaced. ”
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“Ah, that’s not The Guilty Spark, it just looks like him,” comes a voice off-camera, the person who said that’s soon on-camera seated in a section of the workshop that wasn’t lit during the initial camera pan. “No that’s just a prototype UAV, one of the toys we’re playing with here. Considering the time of day, you’ll have to wait for Horo* to drift back from the school, before ye can film her. Till then, Welcome to Setec Astrometric Systems, I’m Steve Morgan* and TSAB can go get spaced. ”
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