I can picture the scene:
Border Cop: ...so you are coming back from a off-state trip with the car's trunk filled with cases of extra-large bratwurst?
Mr. fnord: And cucumbers, sir. I'm going to have a huge bratwurst barbecue with cucumber salad. It's an old family recipe...
Border Cop: Alright, you can go.
Border Cop: ...so you are coming back from a off-state trip with the car's trunk filled with cases of extra-large bratwurst?
Mr. fnord: And cucumbers, sir. I'm going to have a huge bratwurst barbecue with cucumber salad. It's an old family recipe...
Border Cop: Alright, you can go.