X. I am not allowed to reboot Citadel.
Xa. Even if his face isn't displaying properly.
Xb. He is not Robo-Picasso.
Xc. He is not refusing to make eye contact.
Xd. The police drones cannot fix him.
Xe. We are not "Task Force Makeover".
Xf. I cannot "rearrange his face".
(Has Citadel's face been fixed in I8? I haven't checked.)
X. Citadel wants us to stop the Council from building robots based on him.
Xa. He is not trying to weasel out of his child support payments.
Xb. We are not homewreckers.
Xc. I am not "the other woman".
Xd. I am not a woman.
Xe. Not allowed to become a woman.
X. Citadel is not a woman.
Xa. He did not change his name after the operation.
(If you don't get this...Citadel's name used to be "Bastion". It was changed for copyright/trademark reasons.)
X. Citadel does not have a USB port.
Xa. "Interface" is not innuendo.
-- Acyl
(side note - about half of these are jokes Space Mage made when she ran Citadel, but they're funnier from a Superball angle.)
-- Acyl
Xa. Even if his face isn't displaying properly.
Xb. He is not Robo-Picasso.
Xc. He is not refusing to make eye contact.
Xd. The police drones cannot fix him.
Xe. We are not "Task Force Makeover".
Xf. I cannot "rearrange his face".
(Has Citadel's face been fixed in I8? I haven't checked.)
X. Citadel wants us to stop the Council from building robots based on him.
Xa. He is not trying to weasel out of his child support payments.
Xb. We are not homewreckers.
Xc. I am not "the other woman".
Xd. I am not a woman.
Xe. Not allowed to become a woman.
X. Citadel is not a woman.
Xa. He did not change his name after the operation.
(If you don't get this...Citadel's name used to be "Bastion". It was changed for copyright/trademark reasons.)
X. Citadel does not have a USB port.
Xa. "Interface" is not innuendo.
-- Acyl
(side note - about half of these are jokes Space Mage made when she ran Citadel, but they're funnier from a Superball angle.)
-- Acyl