Space Mage: "Oh h-hey Brightsky did you know that Pete has a love child I mean a daughter I mean er well she looks a looooot like him and has the same kinda name and powers and everything though she's also like cybernetic and stuff which probably means she isn't actually his lo-love ch-child I mean probably n-no...um...er...ahhh...s-sex was involved or anything not that I'm implying that Pete isn't functional like that I mean I'm sure you're very happy together and stuff not that I'm asking or trying to pry or anything mm-um nope nonononono I'm just saying so...um...did you know?"
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"So does that make you a mom now? Or is she like more of a sister or something which means you now have in-laws which could be pretty awkward I mean or something though I guess there was already that Nine guy in the Rogue Isles but he's all a villain and stuff and probably doesn't show up for family reunions or holidays and stuff so it really doesn't count I suppose..."
-- Acyl
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"So does that make you a mom now? Or is she like more of a sister or something which means you now have in-laws which could be pretty awkward I mean or something though I guess there was already that Nine guy in the Rogue Isles but he's all a villain and stuff and probably doesn't show up for family reunions or holidays and stuff so it really doesn't count I suppose..."
-- Acyl