This is going to horribly offend some people, but I'm gonna post it anyway.
It all comes from something a friend said...which I completely misunderstood. Causing this to spring fully formed into my head.
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Our story begins many years ago...on the day of a horrible assault upon an unsuspecting city.
But they were saved by their greatest leader, a man who sacrificed himself to stop the fiend.
The leader sealed the enemy into a newborn child - hoping his people would see the boy as a hero, bearing a burden for their sake. The leader never dreamed they would hate the child, that they would make his life a living hell.
But that was then. Now he's grown, a man by the laws of his people. He has lived through fear and distrust, constantly plagued by suspicion. But he will overcome these things, to be the strongest leader his people has ever known.
He is the vessel of Bin Laden. But he is not the terrorist.
He is Naruto Bush.
And he will become President.
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-- Acyl
It all comes from something a friend said...which I completely misunderstood. Causing this to spring fully formed into my head.
...
Our story begins many years ago...on the day of a horrible assault upon an unsuspecting city.
But they were saved by their greatest leader, a man who sacrificed himself to stop the fiend.
The leader sealed the enemy into a newborn child - hoping his people would see the boy as a hero, bearing a burden for their sake. The leader never dreamed they would hate the child, that they would make his life a living hell.
But that was then. Now he's grown, a man by the laws of his people. He has lived through fear and distrust, constantly plagued by suspicion. But he will overcome these things, to be the strongest leader his people has ever known.
He is the vessel of Bin Laden. But he is not the terrorist.
He is Naruto Bush.
And he will become President.
...
-- Acyl