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Neon Genesis 1/2 - Principal Gendou runs a high school in the Nerima ward of Tokyo-3, while Kouchou Kuno is the wacky leader of a desperate battle to save the city against the onslaught of the Angels..
Angel the First - Xian Puiel.
Angel the Second - Ukyou Kuonjiel
etc, etc, etc.. Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

I dunno if it's a Should Noy Be, but it was an interesting thought that occurred. Consider the vampires in Buffy. Consider the immortals in Highlander. In both cases, you have a large group of sentient beings, blessed with potentially eternal spans, who continually make choices almost certain to wind up killing them over the medium term. The vamps voluntarily attack the Slayer, and the Immortals fight to the death. Surviving choices like that over the medium-to-long-term requires that you be both lucky *and* good.
Throw in Buffy's little issues with the death-fetish, kicking in partially because Slayers just aren't *supposed* to live that long. Are Slayers immortal? The world may never know.
It's almost as if Death, having been thwarted unnaturally, seeks actively to draw them in through other means.
Semi-fusion with Final Destination.

Perhaps it belongs in "no respect", but here's something that occurred to me at work today...
Dirty Pair/Saw.
Who's afraid for their life now, #%&@?
-Morgan, the correct answer, if using Adam Warren's Dirty Pair, is "Everyone on the planet"...
"I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, or espers here, come sleep with me."
---From "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
-----(Not really)

Posleenverse/Kenshin - a lone ronin wandering the blasted, desolate landscape, fighting for his life against ferals and the occasional God King+ troupe..Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

In a time after civilization, a lone woman fights to make the world a better place, and to secure a dependable fuel supply... She is Mad Xena: Road Warrior Princess.

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

We've all seen this before...

So that got me thinking about something... wrong.
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Iruka wasn't dying. It would take more than a giant shuriken smashed into his back ot kill him. But he knew when he was beaten. The injuries he had sustained protecting Naruto from Mizuki's attacks had left him barely able to move. The traitorous bastard was even taunting him, standing in full view. If Iruka had been at even half his normal level of ability he coud have defeated the pretty-boy right there and then.
"Come on, Naruto!" Mizuki called out to the forest. Iruka was perversely proud of his student. He couldn't see hide nor hair of the orange clad boy even among the dark of the trees. Then again, Naruto always had been good at hiding from trouble. "Don't you want to know the real reason everyone in the village hates you so much?"
"No! It's against the law!" Iruka gasped, tryiong to struggle forward. Mizuki just pushed him down with one foot, forcing Iruka to cough and groan.
"You see, even Iruka doesn't want you to know," the man said, his face splitting in a sneer. "How twelve years ago a magical beast from another world invaded our village and killed everyone. And only one person could stop it, at the expense of their own life."
"Stop it, Mizuki!" Iruka groaned, clutching weakly at the man's boot. He got kicked in the face for it.
"You carry the legacy of that invasion inside you, Naruto!" Mizuki called into the treeline.
"Let him go."
Both men turned, watching as Naruto walked out of the forest. He placed the massive scroll of forbidden jutsu on the ground in front of him. Mizuki smiled.
"Good boy, Naruto," Mizuki called. He palmed a few kunai behind his back. Iruka tried to call out but Mizuki slammed him back harshly, turning his shout into a gasp for breath. "Now bring me the scroll and..."
"Step away from him," Naruto said slowly. "Or I'll kill you."
"You?" Mizuki laughed. "I don't think so, dead last!" Mizuki laughed.
"I'll destroy you, with the technique I learned from this scroll!" Naruto called, his hands forming a seal. Mizuki blinked. Iruka stared as a bang and a cloud of smoke covered Naruto... only to reveal his newly perfected "Sexy No Jutsu" technique. Iruka continued to stare. Mizuki, for his part, laughed.
"You little punk, did you think a pretty face would distract me?" Mizuki shook his head. He pulled out his kunai. "You didn't even appear naked or anything..."
"Heh, you idiot," Naruto said with a sneer. "I'm just setting up for the most powerful jutsu on this scroll. The one that will release all the power inside me!"
"What?" Mizuki stared. "No, you can't mean...!?"
Iruka gaped. Did Naruto really mean to unleash the full power of the Kyuubi No Kitsune?
"Tsuki No Henge!" Naruto roared throwing his arm into the air...
Neither Iruka nor Mizuki could quite react to what happened next. Naruto seemed to spin in place, surrounded by a nimbus of rainbow coloured light. He, or she as the case may be, posed as her clothes dissolved and were replaced by a much different outfit. one with a short blue skirt, a body hugging tunic and bright red bows. Even the pigtails of Naruto's sexy no jutsu form had been decorated by little buns with red bulbs implanted in them. Naruto grinned as he posed in front of the two stunned ninja.
"How dare you turn the aspirations of students to your own wicked purposes!" Naruto shifted poses. "To betray your home and your fellow teacher is the worst kind of evil!" Naruto shifted a pose again and the clouds overhead broke, revealing a perfect crescent moon. "I am the pretty sailor suited defended of justice, Sailor Moon, and in the name of the Village Hidden On The Moon, I will punish you!"
...Later
"Go... Sailor Moon... fight, or something..."
"Damnit!" Naruto growled. "But down that stupid book and help us!"
Shinobi Kamen, with his distinctive mouthgaurd and one eyed domino mask just glanced over the top of his book at the monster. "Why?"
"Isn't that your job!"
"Well... it might be..." The man nodded left, then right. "Or it might not be..."
"I hate you!"
...later
Naruto flew back against the wall, coughing as the wind was knocked out of him. The woman in the doorway sighed and dropped her bag inside the room. "Damn kid, I told you I'm moving in here."
"Who the hell are you?" Naruto yelled. "You're from Kumogakure?" he said, spying her headband.
"The name is Yogito," she said, sitting down on the bag and crossing her arms. "And I'm your new roommate."
"That's nuts, why shoudl I listen to that!"
"Listen, the whole Village Hidden on the Moon thing needs a cat advisor." She shrugged. "I don't like it any more than you do But as of right now, I'm in charge."
Naruto was beginning to regret ever reading that scroll. He coudl have started with the first one on it, but noo... he had to go to the last one...
....later
"Ano..." the girl rubbed her fingers together. "I'm not... that is... really I couldn't..."
"Listen kid," Yugito leaned forward towards the white-eyed milksop. "I'm not doing this because I have a choice either. Now take the stick and use it."
"But I... that outfit... it really..." The girl blushed, rubbing her fingers together even harder.
Yugito smiled. "You'll get to spend a lot of time with Naru... ow!" Yugito rubbed her hand. That kid was fast! "Now hold it up and say..."
"Suigin No Henge!"
"Yah, that..."
...later
"Hn," Sasuke put his hands in his pocket. "Not a chance."
The woman frowned. "We need you."
"Do I look like a pervert to you?" he sneered. "I'm not about to get caught up in the same problems as Dead Last..." Sasuke turned and began to walk away, waving over his shoulder. "Bye."
The woman frowned. Then her frown slowly transformed to a smile. "You'll learn some of the most powerful Fire Jutsu in the world."
Sasuke paused. "What?"
"Ones that noone else has seen in a thousand years..."
Sasuke began to sweat.
"And best of all, they can't be copied by the Sharingan eye..."
"Give me that stupdi stick!" Sasuke growled, grabbing it from her. The things he would do to get back at That Man... "Marusu no Henge!"
Sasuke paused. "It didn't work." He was not impressed.
"Of course not, first you're going to have to use your Sharingan on Naruto..."
...later
"Sasuke-kun!" Ino cooed, pirroutting in her new outfit. "Don't you just think green is the prettiest colour of all?"
"Hn," Sasuke grunted.
"Back off!" Sakura yelled, pushing the other girl aside. "Sasuke obviously prefers a beautiful yellow-orange that goes with my nice long hair..."
"Hn," Sasuke grunted.
"Sa-ku-ra!" Ino shouted, jumping to her feet. "That's it, Supreme Thunder!" The lightnign jutsu slammed into Sakura, blasting her to piece. Or at leats, it blasted a watermellon to pieces. "Replacement jutsu!" Ino gasped.
"Too slow, Ino!" Sakura called, jumping out of the nearby shadows. "Crescent beam!"
"Ach!"
"Hn," Sasuke grunted.
"Man, you think they woud at least wait until he was a guy again to fight over him like that," Naruto said with a frown.
"Don't knock it, kid," Yugito said. "They were the easiest recruitments yet."
...later
Naruto stood panting at the bottom of the mountain. He really hated running in this outfit. The skirt kept flying up. But without the powerup it gave him he never would have been able to get past those two sand ninja. Esepcially since Yugito had given THEM henshin rod too, for some insane reason!
"Okay, Gaara, this ends now!" Naruto called. The psychotic sand ninja looked at Naruto, still clutching his bleeding shoulder. His eyes had gone wide and his smile was strained.
"You can't stop it now," he said. "It will awaken and destroy us all!"
"Not if I can help it!" Naruto posed. "In the name of the village hidden ion the moon, I will punish you!"
Gaara through his head back and laughed. "Two can play at that game..." He held up his hand. " Sata-n No Henge!"
"Yugito!" Naruto called as Gaara lifted off his feet. "You stupdi bitch!"
...later
"I'll never come back to the village, Naruto," Tsunade said, sipping a saucer of sake.
"You have to!" Naruto growled. "We need a new Hokage!"
"I can't go back, Naruto," she said with a shrug. "I have to stay here."
"That's stupid, there isn't even anyody else here?"
"Of course not." She pushed aside her long green hair. "I wouldn't be a very good gaurdian for the Gates of Time if I let just anyone in, would I?"
Okay, I'll stop now...
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Epsilon

I don't know, the sexy no jutsu reminds me more of Fate than is does of Usagi. Of ourse that somehow doesn't seem as much of a misfit as attaching sailormoon to the Naruto world.
Maybe Fate was Naruto's mom... It would explain the resemblance.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Oh gods... I can see it in my head! I CAN SEE IT IN MY HEAD! Make the images go away! */headdesk*
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If you become a monster to put down a monster you've still got a monster running around at the end of the day and have as such not really solved the whole monster problem at all. 

Be careful what you wish for, Haruhi...*********
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*Insert maniacle laughter here*

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Aerospace Solutions for the discerning spacer
"But first, let's test it on the penguin."
"Meep?" O.o

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This one's very simple:
Narusegawa Naruto
Poor, poor Keitaro.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

Ohh, holy fu... *Giggles* Even though it would be hilarious, it whould not be for the inherent wrongness.

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Black Aeronaut Technologies Group
Aerospace Solutions for the discerning spacer
"But first, let's test it on the penguin."
"Meep?" O.o

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Makes for some interesting implications for Kitsune, too...

Now how about Sailor Moon's best friend, Osaka Naruto?
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

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Now how about Sailor Moon's best friend, Osaka Naruto?

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Is that a two-reference crossover (Sailor Moon and Naruto), or a three-reference crossover (... and Azumanga Daioh)?

-Rob Kelk
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

Let's say I was extremely clever but forgot the third part?
The real problem is envisioning the personality of this character -- and wondering how their mother stays in business, if we're talking a hereditary Osaka here...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

I'm afraid this may be a ridiculously constricted in-joke, but...
The Muse-Orgone offensive
(Greek Myth/psuedoscience/WWI)
...an orgy of destruction.

Louise the Zero performs the Sacred Familiar Summons...
and gets a red-headed swordsman with a scar on his left cheek crossed by a still-bleeding gouge.

"I sure hope Dad and Big Brother don't find out about my Koubu..." - (not) from Card Captor Sakura Wars

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

I've mentioned it elsewhere (Okay, so I posted it), but pretty much any Babylon 5/Tenchi crossover belongs here.-- This message brought to you by Ely Lilly, makers of SeraFem: Happy Pills for PMS.

Master Jedi Usagi Tsukino.--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

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Master Jedi Usagi Tsukino.

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Makes perfect sense, honestly.
After all, we know that she's capable of learning dignity and such - and she honestly wouldn't know the Dark Side if it bit her.
Now, Rei, on the other hand...
Ja, -n

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"I'm terribly sorry, but I have to kill you quite horribly now."

Sith Lady Rei... I ould see that she has the whole red thing going on already, she just needs to swap the white for black. And I can't see Usagi hurting Rei...
Crystal Tokyo's goverment should be interesting with both a Sith and a Jedi in the goverment.
and you have to wonder who the monsters would be more afraid of, Mars the Sith or Moon the Jedi...
Excuse me I have to go find bleech to clean this out of my head.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

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and you have to wonder who the monsters would be more afraid of, Mars the Sith or Moon the Jedi...

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Easy, having both gunning for you.---------------
-Jon
Being the Mariner hitting coach is like being the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.
-Poster on USSMariner.com
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

Okay, I know Moon's full name is Tsukino Usagi...and this brainfart comes to me while I was watching a samurai drama and the name and picture of Uesugi Kenshin shows up...
Uesugi Usagi....master warrior and strategist....avatar of Selene and Bishamonten (Japanese god of war)
Boy, won't the DK gang freak!
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

The Negaverse (or is it Segaverse ) reonnets to reality to inavde... but what if they connected to the wrong reality?
dun plaes to invade:
1) The Mushroom Kindom (Super Mario)
2) The headquartesr of TSAB
3) the My Little Poney World
4) Aliens (as in the movies/games)
5) bunies and Burrows.
6) Tokyo 3 (hey it's a Tokyo...)
7) Mega Tokyo
etc etc... Poor Segaverse...
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."