Competition #5: The Kangaroo Joke
01-09-2020, 08:08 AM (This post was last modified: 01-09-2020, 08:17 AM by Bob Schroeck.)
01-09-2020, 08:08 AM (This post was last modified: 01-09-2020, 08:17 AM by Bob Schroeck.)
Competition #5: The Kangaroo Joke
Above, the Kangaroo Joke. Competitors are invited to retell this joke in the style of a genre, author or famous celebrity.
Quote:A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a vodka martini. The bartender gives the kangaroo his drink and the kangaroo gives him a $10 bill.
The bartender figures kangaroos don't know anything about money and only gives him $2 back in change, then says, "We don't get many kangaroos in here."
The kangaroo says, "And at eight bucks for a martini you're not going to see very many more!" and walks out.
Above, the Kangaroo Joke. Competitors are invited to retell this joke in the style of a genre, author or famous celebrity.
-- Bob
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber. I have been
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I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber. I have been
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....