(02-09-2021, 05:34 AM)Norgarth Wrote:Years ago, a Ford driver I worked with would needle me about my car being a Chevrolet, saying, "Friends don't let friends drive Chevies." Then one day he had a minor accident: he was under his vehicle, parked in his driveway at home, to do some maintenance work ... and the parking brake released. Luckily, none of his body parts were in the way of the wheels, so the Ford just rolled away from above him, and it didn't even pick up enough speed to crash into anything at the bottom of the slope. But that gave me the opening to parody a Ford slogan, saying, "Have you been run over by a Ford lately?"
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."