It was a Potterfic, where the Dursleys were actually some sort of magical constructs designed to be as odious as possible as advanced training for house elves, and Harry somehow got stuck in the trainee position by mistake. I remember it was pretty short - it's not exactly a deep concept - but can't even come up with a phrase to search by. Anyone remember some more identifying features?
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows