PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!

[Bob Schroeck]

If I had a hat, it'd be off to Skippy.-- Bob
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One of the primary differences between the Left and the Right is their attitude toward the Future. The Radical wants the Future to have gotten here yesterday. The Reactionary wants the Future quietly shot and the corpse buried where no one can find it.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.