Crossovers That Should Not Be XIII: The Horrors, The Horrors...
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Crossovers That Should Not Be XIII: The Horrors, The Horrors...
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I see your Sailor Daleks and raise you:
"EARTH!" "AIR!" "FIRE!" "WATER!" "CRUELTY!" "BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM DALEK PLANET! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!" Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you." 
The Melancholy of Haruhi Dalek
"O-bey the bri-gade lead-er, or be ex-term-in-at-ed!" -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 
What kind of lame power is cruelty, anyway?
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. 
Shinji Ikari, caught red handed showing feelings.... showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do! ________________________________ --m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig? Dartz Wrote:Shinji Ikari, caught red handed showing feelings.... showing feelings of an almost human nature.Heh. ... So you Thought you Might like to go to the school. To get a Wizard education, That wand-waving drool. Tell me, is something eluding you, muggle? Is this not what you expected to see? If you wanna find out what's within these stone walls You'll just have to make your way through the Great Hall. ... Riddle hates the baby And the parents too And the house may seem safe to you babe But then there's Pettigrew And ooooh Baby Ooooh baby blue Oooooh babe. ... Parents dead from evil magic Nothing left -- no memory Dursleys lie or dodge the question Mummy what else did you leave for me? Mummy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!? All in all it was just a brick in the wall. All in all it was all just bricks in the wall. ... "If you don't cast that spell, you can't have any Quidditch. How can you have any Quidditch if you don't cast that spell?" "You! Yes, you in the broom closet, stand still laddy!" -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
Proving, once again. That there is nothing that cannot be improved by the addition of Pink Floyd.
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One of these days I'll actually finish that project...
-- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
History and fiction collide in Lord Kelvin of Otherwhen...
-- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
We've replaced the Patil Twins with two clones of Bangladesh Dupree. Let's see what^H^H^H^Hwho they blow up first.
-- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. robkelk Wrote:History and fiction collide in Lord Kelvin of Otherwhen...We've replaced Calvin Morrison with Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes... -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
Aria 88
No further comment. -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
"Helium!"
"Helium!" "Helium." "It's only a model..." "Shush!" John Cleese, Warlord of Mars -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
We've just switched Graf Eisen with Captain Aizen. Let's see which happens first:
A: Momo falling in love with her new captain B: Vita making Aizen her b*tch. (Honestly, I like Momo, but on the entire Aizen thing, I just want to shake her sometimes)
In the year 2116, no one is allowed to live past the age of twenty-one. Now, one young hero must fight the system, using only his drive to survive... and his adamantium skeleton and claws.
Coming soon: Logan's Run Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
The thing with Momo is that she has spent insane amounts of time with Aizen... which means she has been exposed to his mind hacking far more than anyone else. Basically she got brain damage from extreme over exposure to his abilities. Aizen has been making desisions for her for so long she that when he left she went into withdrawl. With herorin the body stops making endorphins... as its getting more than it needs. So when it stops getting the artificial sorce it goes through a period f having no endorphins produced at all. Which causes miserable pain... because the body in question isn't making any pain killers and is over reacting to anything remotely like pain. Momo has had that issue... only its a matter of thinking and making decisions. So in that crossover Momo may literally not notice it isn't Aizen... if Aizen didn't tell her to specifically notice the hammer isn't Aizen. Depending on when they get switched the hammer could show up as Aizen in everyones minds... so when they raid Soul Society in the early arcs... its entirely possible that Momo ferries the hammer everwhere and everyone actually thinks it is Aizen.
This wouldn't be an illogical crack fic so much as Aizen's plans carrying on and he just not planning on randomly being abducted by extrademennsional forces. One thing you have to remember with Bleach is that its a Nippon Ichi style Netherworld equivalent. The entire point of Soul Socity and the surrounding territory is to process souls that don't want to move on to reincarnation. So the area sucks so bad you give up all hope of existing an let your sense of self die... or even will yourself to die. This fails to work for those with spirit power... thus the Reapers which are used to whittle away at those that won't stop existing on their own. The purpose of Soul Society is to ger Reapers killed. I'm pretty sure the gates of hell could have dragged that serial killer that was using the boy possessing the bird as bait... the hollows and reapers exist as a purgatory processing center... the 11th makes perfect sense this way... the captainy passes to whoever manages to kill off the last stupidly power dead guy leading the group. This also makes the illogical, ever shifting back story and seemingly retconning the timeline every arc or so... not to mention Yamato's dickery. Talk up their duty and immortality... then let them get themselves killed off. Ichigo warped this dynamic, but triggered so many wars and high level encounters that he is making up for it for now. --- 21 and not 30? So your saying they never abolished prohibition and eventually things got warped and out of hand? Quote:21 and not 30? So your saying they never abolished prohibition and eventually things got warped and out of hand?The ages are different in the book and the movie. Speaking of movies... a Movie that Should Not Be: 12 Monkees -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 Quote:robkelk wrote:So... we're making three clones of each original primate, then? Actually, being able to tour three cities at a time could be a great moneymaker. But then again, you've got three times as many bandmembers to spend all that extra money....
Obviously the solution is to steal ideas from Schlock Mercenary and use holographic bands.
I don't know how old Schlock Mercenary is, but I'm fairly sure Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys came first with their red-shirted Holoboons. At least, it was off the air before I was on the net mid-to-late 90s.
- CD -- "Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows Necratoid Wrote:Obviously the solution is to steal ideas from Schlock Mercenary and use holographic bands."Schlock Mercenary"? I think you misspelled "Jem and the Holograms" there... -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 Quote:Obviously the solution is to steal ideas from Schlock MercenaryOh god... my mind is running in strange gutters this morning... Sherlock Mercenary -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. Bob Schroeck Wrote:Or Schlock Holmes....Quote:Obviously the solution is to steal ideas from Schlock MercenaryOh god... my mind is running in strange gutters this morning... Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
I was catching up on Dominic Deegan this morning, so Sherlock Mercenary Hybridized itself with Quilt, the Undead Detective, and is currently causing me physical pain.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
For those of you who watch the DIY channel on cable:
Sherlock Holmes on Homes -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. 
Elementary deduction shows that this particular contractor should never have been hired...
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky? That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry- NO QUARTER!!! -- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children |
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