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Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
One of the criteria used to pick Vice Presidents is to get one so that no one gets the bright idea they'd rather have the VP be President.
"Kitto daijoubu da yo." - Sakura Kinomoto
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Should, or Should Not?

Secretly replace Daniel Jackson with Samuel L. Jackson...
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Samuel L Jackson is many things, but I have my doubts about his conversational knowledge of Ancient Egyptian and related tongues.
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‎noli esse culus
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
(07-03-2020, 09:35 AM)classicdrogn Wrote: Samuel L Jackson is many things, but I have my doubts about his conversational knowledge of Ancient Egyptian and related tongues.

When coupled with a leveled pistol, his classic reference to the other person's relationship with their mom would sort of transcend linguistic barriers, would it not?
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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Alas, the rocks-of-the-week with snake-scribbles needing translation are difficult to cow into compliance even with his skill at intimidation.
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‎noli esse culus
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Snake-scribbles?  Uh-oh....  "Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' pyramid!"

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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
So, any Ideas on how the Spartan III/IV project would have developed if we were to switch Dr. Halsey, and John with Professor McClaine and Joe 90.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
How in the world did I misread "Gellert Grindelwald" as "Gilbert Gottfried"?

CTSNB: We've secretly replaced... meh, you know the rest.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Ayn Rand al'Thor
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Pokemon and RWBY. How do the pokemon Trainers react to all of these new, highly aggressive 'pokemon' that are showing up and attacking people?
“I really hope I’m behind this convoluted mess; at least that way I’ll be able to get revenge by doing this to myself. I won’t even have to feel bad because it’ll be all my fault.” - Harry Potter, The Master of Death by Ryuugi.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
And what do the Lucarios think about all these Aura users, some of which are decidedly not paragons of truth and justice.
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‎noli esse culus
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Sorry people, that fic *IS*.

Boldores and Boomsticks

The fic is *SO* *IS*, that it has a reader fic of RWBY reading the above.

Lazy Beacon Days

So yeah, sorry.

Fairly good, IMO.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
"Madness? THIS! IS! TELEVISION!"
-- 300 Rock
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
We've replaced Anya Cocolova from Negima with Anya Jenkins from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Let's see if anyone's finances notice...
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Folks who've read Things Involving Shipgirls That Are No Longer Allowed should be able to figure out this CTSNB:

Friendship Is Magical Sparkly Shipgirl Bullshit
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Riffing off of somebody else's fanfic title:

Light and Fluffy - The Adventures of Fluffy Yagami
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
"What do you mean, it's the wrong one?"

Akio and Anthy go to White Castle
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
And now for something completely different, but filled with thirty-something angst: Terry Jones's Diary
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
https://twitter.com/howardtayler/status/...4025056257

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"The last TV show you watched is now getting a crossover with the last videogame you played.  What is the unholy abomination that has just been created?"

Cities: Skylines - Midnight Diner.  This one actually sounds like a pretty cool DLC.  And less embarrassing than last night's mashup, Hunie Cops.
"Kitto daijoubu da yo." - Sakura Kinomoto
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Star Trek (TOS) - the episode where they go back in time to study twentieth century earth, specifically
Final Fantasy 12 (HD PC remake)

This could actually fit together fairly easily with some kind of space wedgie making the ship arrive in an alternate universe, having gone sideways in time instead of merely back. (*eyebrow* "An oversimplification, Captain, but in general terms, accurate.")
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‎noli esse culus
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
"Chopped" and Elder Scrolls Online. Would probably work.

"And the secret ingredients are... mammoth cheese, horker meat, bog-iron ale, and ... nirnroot. You have 20 minutes."
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
NCIS and The Sims 4... I hesitate to imagine exactly how that would work, but I know I wouldn't understand the interrogations.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
The evening news and Minesweeper... I got nothing.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
Minesweeper and reality TV.

Just... let that brew for a bit if you don't immediately get why that's a crossover that should not be.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 23: Hail Discordant Ideas!
(07-23-2020, 08:47 AM)hazard Wrote: Minesweeper and reality TV.

Just... let that brew for a bit if you don't immediately get why that's a crossover that should not be.
I've seen reviews of the anime for this. It is apparently terrible.

Meanwhile, I've been playing Dwarf Fortress and not watching anything but YouTube clips.

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