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Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Okay, I'm getting tired. I typed the phrase "Has direct flights to Narita" (about Vancouver International Airport), and on proofreading read "Has direct flights to Narnia"...
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
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RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Natsuki Sasahara accidentally opens yet another time portal -- this time, she grabs three students from Hogwarts...

Yes, it's a HP/HP crossover.

EDIT: Turn it into a game so you can track everybody's HP totals.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
...they have lunch in London and put HP Sauce on everything?
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
The Legend of Gweepy Hollow

I'm not sure who would star here. Ikebana Crane? Kaban Crane?
"Kitto daijoubu da yo." - Sakura Kinomoto
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
I was recently struck by how much SG-1 resembles the Fantastic Four with the Reed's Sue's and Johnny skills and personalities switched around.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Ahem

Doc Jackson's there to translate
Sam's brains are outta sight
O'Neill has the Ancient gene
and Teal'c just loves to fight


Tongue

e: there's not a lot more lyrics to that theme, actually... maybe a line or two, but I can't remember clearly enough to filk them. Something about an adventure in space to start, Torch's VA interjecting with something and the singer saying "That's ungrammatical!" before continuing (Which also fits for O'Neill, even if it's just "Yasureyoubetcha," then this part and the "call for four, fantastic four!" line that repeats a few times before the end. The mid-90s were a dark age for cartoon music...
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‎noli esse culus
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
She can control bugs, but only at night.

She is the one called Taylor Moon.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
"Fighting evil by moonlight
Dodging bullies by daylight..."
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Sesame Street presents The Rose of Versailles.

"Oscar!"
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Wrong Kira.

You gave a Death Note to Kira Nerys?
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
... and not to a disguised Terpsichore at Xanadu?
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
(08-08-2022, 07:56 AM)In Crossovers That Should Be, Matrix Dragon Wrote: Priss Asagiri as Mylenes Jenius' mentor in the ways of rock. Macross 7 just got a lot more interesting.

Change the mentor, change the idea from Should to Should Not:

Ritsu Tainaka as Mylenes Jenius' mentor in the ways of rock.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Neon Genesis Sword Art: NERVgear
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Attack on Titan A.E.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
(08-11-2022, 08:09 AM)robkelk Wrote: Neon Genesis Sword Art: NERVgear

Actually, there's a seed of a great story there... where Third Impact could be triggered by forcing a critical number of human minds into a gestalt that then crosses some kind of threshold and sets off a domino effect...
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
(08-08-2022, 08:33 AM)robkelk Wrote:
(08-08-2022, 07:56 AM)In Crossovers That Should Be, Matrix Dragon Wrote: Priss Asagiri as Mylenes Jenius' mentor in the ways of rock. Macross 7 just got a lot more interesting.

Change the mentor, change the idea from Should to Should Not:

Ritsu Tainaka as Mylenes Jenius' mentor in the ways of rock.


... Nah, adorable enough I'll allow it!
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
For the record:

You lot are sad, twisted individuals and I bow before you in Awe.

*thhhhbbbbt.mo3*
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to rock the sky?
Thats' every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry!
NO QUARTER!

No Quarter by Echo's Children
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
Plan 9 From Outer Space/The Room.

That's right, we're crossing over two of the most (in)famous "So Bad, They're Good" movies ever!

Anyone want to guess as to how this one might go?
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
(09-04-2022, 11:26 AM)Tennie Wrote: Plan 9 From Outer Space/The Room.

That's right, we're crossing over two of the most (in)famous "So Bad, They're Good" movies ever!

Anyone want to guess as to how this one might go?

Emperor Turhan: How will this end?
Kosh Naranek: In fire.
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
He races by night, to keep the roads safe for normal humans.

Vampire Hunter Initial D
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
The first meeting of Yui Hirasawa and Azusa Shiratori:

"You're so cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!"

Spoken in unison.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
NERV's Central Dogma gets two new employees: Bartleby and Loki.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
"In the name of the original, I'll punish you, announces Tsukino 10032."
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
"It's a simple application of Sakurai Theory. She can become a powerful warrior simply by singing to the armor."

"And you gave it to Yomi? We're screwed."

Azumanga Symphogear
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
RE: Crossovers That Should Not Be 25 - A Quarter-Century of Bad Ideas
We've secretly replaced Lucius Fox with Lucius Malfoy. Let's see who notices.
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown


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