Crossovers That Should Not Be 27 - three sets of three rules of three... stinkers

[ECSNorway]

Yes, it's Saberhagen. The Books of Swords, set in (approximately) the same universe as one of his earlier series, Empire of the East, just thousands of years later.

[Norgarth]

Star Trek/The Muppets

[Bob Schroeck]

Stalker/K-On!

   

DOOM/Teleconferencing

   

Tangled/The Lord of the Rings

   

Serial Experiments Lain/The Shining

   

ALF/Predator

   

Lord of the Rings/Japanese school girls

   

[Norgarth]

Star Wars/Who's the Boss?

[Norgarth]

Olivia Newton Tron

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III from How to Train Your Dragon with Captain Archibald Haddock from The Adventures of Tintin, and vice versa. Let's see whether anyone notices.

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced Kira from Death Note with Kira from Xanadu, and vice versa. Let's see who doesn't notice.

[robkelk]

"Arise storm! North wind blow! South wind blow! Hurricanes! Typhoons! Earthquakes! Smaug!"

("What's Opera, Doc?" / The Hobbit)

[Norgarth]

"Arise storm! North wind blow! South wind blow! Hurricanes! Typhoons! Earthquakes! Smaug!"

("What's Opera, Doc?" / The Hobbit)

I think this one belongs in the 'Should Be' thread. 

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced LotR's Merry and Pippin with the titular Mary Poppins, and vice versa. Let's see whether anyone notices.

[robkelk]

I didn't know you used Chemical X to make Clow Cards... Powerpuff Cardcaptor.



Source

[classicdrogn]

At first glance, my own thought was "Powerpuffs at Hogwarts" with ohuses matching thier color coding... though whether to put Bubbles in Ravenclaw since she's the blue one or go with the hair instead and slot her in as a Hufflepowerpuff wouild be questionable. I lean a bit kmore toward the latter because we don't know many (amy?) lower-year hufflepuffs but there's Luna in Ravenclaw who would probably get along well and round out the set.

Also, Mojojojo must be the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor for at least one year, because Mojojo knows many things about strange creatures an,indded, the minset of evil, and just as no one can equal the supreme intelligemce of Mojpjpjp likewise Mojojojo is assuredly the most effectivve teacjer for the instruction of children that could p[ossibly be found. Indeed, Mojojojo's mighty intellect and crafty mind certainly make him the best possible option to teach young children how to defend themselves from the dark arts!

... and the joke there is that saying things three times in slightly different ways and being a drama llama would probably make him one of the better DADA teachers as far as getting the students to listen to and remembver the material, since one thing Mojojojo does not do is half-ass his preparations and he would be certain to make sure he thoroughly understood the material, while his usual level of villainous pplotting wouild barely count as exciting field excercises for his classes.

[robkelk]

Mercedes Lackey and J.K. Rowling's Heralds of Voldemort

[nemonowan]

Mercedes Lackey and J.K. Rowling's Heralds of Voldemort

A lawsuit waiting to happen

[robkelk]

Hokey Smokes! Somebody replaced Pennsylvania with Pottsylvania!

[ECSNorway]

We've replaced Terry Nation's Daleks with Terry Gilliam's Pepperpots, and vice-versa. Let's see what happens.....

[classicdrogn]

"Jack! Jack!" Bonesaw bounced into the room like the small child she appeared, rather than the murderous psychopath he'd made of her.

Even so, he was curious what could delight her so without even getting fresh blood spattered on her clothes. "What is it, poppet? Enjoying those Harry Potter books you found in that kid's knapsack?"

"Oh yes! They gave me the most wonderful idea for a new pet project - it's called a nundu!"

(worm/HP, more or less)

[nemonowan]

"Jack! Jack!" Bonesaw bounced into the room like the small child she appeared, rather than the murderous psychopath he'd made of her.

Even so, he was curious what could delight her so without even getting fresh blood spattered on her clothes. "What is it, poppet? Enjoying those Harry Potter books you found in that kid's knapsack?"

"Oh yes! They gave me the most wonderful idea for a new pet project - it's called a nundu!"

(worm/HP, more or less)

"We already have Crawler, poppet"