(09-05-2018, 06:37 AM)Black Aeronaut Wrote: Just a weird weird WEIRD thought.
During Hunter S. Thompson's drug-addled trip to Las Vegas, he somehow gets signed on to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies.
Those poor, poor kids.
Instead of Hunter, who after all is weird enough to kinda-sorta fit in with the Wizarding World, why not sign up a truly Muggle-ish Muggle to teach the kids?
All right, kids, meet your new Muggle Studies instructor, "Professor" Gladys Kravitz of Bewitched.
Would Gladys want to burn her pupils at the stake, or be so thrilled about her suspicions being proven correct that she'd actually do a good job of teaching them?
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."