(10-31-2020, 03:33 PM)Norgarth Wrote:
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In Soviet Russia, little girl steals basket of goodies from bear!
(A high-school classmate of mine, lo these many decades ago, wrote a hilarious Sovietized version of Little Red Riding Hood. The Commie child was taking a bottle of vodka to her grandmother, [approximate quote] "who is old, and who remembers the glorious days of the Revolution when we the proletariat were freed from capitalist oppression, and who is a bit of a souse besides." That description came up twice; it's word-for-word what her mom told Red when handing her the booze.)
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."