You guys are going to hate me for this one, but... so I'm reading the Star Trek megathread on Something Awful, and the TNG episode where Data created his android kid came up, and this one kinda flew up and smacked me right in the face:
(Noah: *incomprehensible choking noises*)
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"
Quote:Man, how do you even go about picking out your child's genitals for him/her? Do you go by species and ethnicity averages for the, uh, dimensions or try to give them an ideal, hoping that it will help them to become popular and successful in life? Do you give them something very basic in the expectation that when they're older and have developed more of a sense of who and what they want to be, they can make their own modifications if they want to? Do you have to install it by hand or can that be automated? Do you go through old catalogues of Fleshlights and vibrators and stuff to get ideas? Do you make it literally functional in terms of FLUIDS or leave that out? How the hell can you make a decision about pubes for another person?
(Noah: *incomprehensible choking noises*)
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information
"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"