[Meta] [RFC] Fenspace 2022, take 2

[ECSNorway]

If GC is interested, "HH Engineering" has a quite effective line of defensive garden gomes... These look to be made of painted concrete, doing the various things garden gomes do, but are in fact miniature defensive drones, with a variety of options, including leaping in the way of bullets, and a one-shot EMP grenade...

(They don't fight, they only defend - the handwavium is particular about that... One reason for this is you feel a lot safer about them being around children, and places where you live.)

Thanks to Howard Taylor, I keep thinking that any place that sells a line of garden gnomes, especially defensive types, needs to offer a matching line of garden ninjas.

I'm sure the Hidden Villages, or whatever Naruto or other ninja fandom, can be persuaded to help with this.

That would be the Karasukage's "Village of Hidden Asteroid".

They also operate a fast-food delivery service. Yes, Ninjaburger.
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