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Ensuring the next generation of heroes
Ensuring the next generation of heroes
#1
Ok, this came up in the legendary channel while we where running around the first half of the Doctor Q TF (the second half of which as been postponed until next friday)
Several times during this mission I lost track of where everyone was due to laughing so hard.


Just Another Archer: Man, fighting a war against pumpkin headed monsters... My life just keeps getting weirder
Terrence Knight: Paragon city..A new freak to fight every day *grin*
Just Another Archer: One of these days I'm just gonna freak the heck out.
Bella Fuego: When life gives you lemons, make lemonage, when life gives you pumpkins, make pie. I shall even sent you cinnamon and nutmeg.
Highland Samurai: When life gives you lemons, make Blackcurrent Coridal, then watch the world sit back and wonder how the hell you did it.
Terrence Knight: ((When God gives you lemons.. YOU FIND A NEW GOD))
Emerald Blast: ((I like lemons...))
Just Another Archer: Uh... maybe I'll get Ifrit to cook. That's not something I'm good at,,,
Mag Flashlight: ((When life gives you lemons, shoot the hostage and increase the agression in your negotiating posture))
Terrence Knight: ((haha))
Emerald Blast: Ifrit: would you like your pumpkin fried, fried, fried, flame-roasted, or fried?
Bella Fuego: I let Morgan cook, I burn things out of habit
Terrence Knight: I'd like to say I can't cook..
Terrence Knight: But Unfortunatly I can
Terrence Knight: quite well actually
Emerald Blast: You'd be lying, Terr. Mmm!
Just Another Archer: Neko: If by not cook, you mean you burn everything...
Just Another Archer: Don't you start.
Bella Fuego: If this is leading to the smoking after, and during sex joke, I have beaten you to it.
Just Another Archer: ... eh?!
Emerald Blast: We're more into the glow, Bella. During, after, before...
Terrence Knight: *coughs*
Superball: When ya gotta glow, ya gotta glow.
Just Another Archer: *Goes slightly pink and looks at the communicator
Terrence Knight: *the sound of a facefault can be heard over the communicator immideatly after superballs comment*
Superball: Hey, hey, don't be like that. We're just a socially and morally responsible civic-minded supergroup with an eye towards the future.
Bella Fuego: I suspect the reason the chief has not awarded me the firefighter badge is a matter of false alarms called in by the neighbours
Superball: Spawning the NEXT GENERATION of protectors for this fair city.
Superball: Who will no doubt be radioactive.
Superball: And on fire.
Just Another Archer: I, uh....
Superball: ...we can set you on fire.
Just Another Archer: NO!
Superball: Aw, not even a little?
Emerald Blast: *blinks dubiously at her communicator* Um... spawning wasn't exactly what... I... uh...
Terrence Knight: ((*cant stop laughing at Superballs commentary*))
Just Another Archer: [ditto]
Mag Flashlight: ((Rhea and Lisa pregnant.. simultaneously!))
Superball: You're -not-? You gotta think about spawnin', girlfriend! Your biological geiger counter is ticking!
Terrence Knight: ((oh god no))
Emerald Blast: ((Mag? You can die now. Smile)
Just Another Archer: My what?!
Mag Flashlight: ((a cute little pair of Mutation Origin babies.. 8 D)
Terrence Knight: ((*is in tears now*))
Just Another Archer: [You can tell Alice is younger then she claims to be, can't you? Tongue]
Bella Fuego: Your biological clock has a half life.
Cyberman 8: ((Hysterically laughing.... going... inot... oxygen debt...))
Superball: Tick tick tick BOOM.
Superball: BABY BOOM.
Superball: I bet you thought that was just a metaphor.
Bella Fuego: A rod in the reactor as it were.
Just Another Archer: I, uh, that is... I don't eben have a- I, um...
Superball: It's a chaaaaain reaction!
Emerald Blast: And what a -- I mean, BELLA!
Mag Flashlight: ((Condom Failure = Shielding Breach ^_^ ))
Frenetic Sublimation: [this is getting posted to the boards]
Just Another Archer: *Is blushing and stammering.*
Bella Fuego: It just sank into the ground like a big glowing gopher. meltdown!
Highland Samurai: [Does that make Erectile Dysfunction a melt-down?]
Terrence Knight: *mutters something about being terribly happy that he's not near anyone atm from all the red his face is doin*
Just Another Archer: Neko: *Has fallen off Alices shoulder, yowling with laughter*
Mag Flashlight: ((Consider the logistics of performing a vasectomy on Terrence))
Terrence Knight: ((*covers self*))
Bella Fuego: That would not be hard Terrence, there are no shortage of broadsword scrappers out there.
Superball: Well, see, the little swimmy bit meets the little round bit inside mommy, and that's nuclear fusion.
Just Another Archer: !!
Superball: And then they split and make a new moon unit, and that's nuclear fission.
Superball: It's SCIENCE!
Terrence Knight: YOu wanna try and do that to me? *growls*
Mag Flashlight: Hey, I rented the jackhammer and everything!
Mag Flashlight: don't chicken out now!
Terrence Knight: I'm 'quite' happy how I am now
Superball: Surgery by IMPERVIUM!
Just Another Archer: Neko: *Laughing, looks up at Alice* Oh dear... I'm going to have to give you the talk now....
Bella Fuego: It isn't science unless someone gets hurt
Terrence Knight: You better be bringing an army with ya then
Superball: Soooooo, if you're all-fired up about keepin' the old photon torpedoes intact, that means YOU wanna spawn?
Terrence Knight: never liked sience
Just Another Archer: NO YOU'RE NOT!! *Is ready to die, judging by the blood all transfered to her face*
Terrence Knight: Hey I might want something in the future, deffinatly not now..or anytime soon..but eventualy
Bella Fuego: As long as he does not maintain your Star Trek metaphor and fire at Will. Poor Willy Starbuck
Superball: Hark, Sir Knight! Doth thy ladies know of thy intentions?
Superball: Verily, madam, we shall henceforth move away from the metaphors of the future.
Superball: And speaketh now of old-fashioned rumpy-pumpy.
Terrence Knight: *smashes his head against a wall* Make it stooop...
Just Another Archer: Neko: Superball, I do wish you wouldn't talk like that in front of children.... hehehehe
Frenetic Sublimation: [well he doesn't have to worry about that problem with Lisa, not that anything would survive the rad doses from the act itself]
Mag Flashlight: ((I'm tellin' ya, Mutation Origin, right there
Superball: (Whoa, she's been baking Ter's cookies?!)
Cyberman 8: *C8 is laughing too hard to help. He's just sort of spasming off in the corner*
Mag Flashlight: ((Super Eggs!))
Bella Fuego: We shall indeed sport. Attention sports fans.
Terrence Knight: ((Lol! and nope she has fried eggs comeing out the tubs))
Terrence Knight: ((*tubes*))
Bella Fuego: Just be pleased that Jackie is not party to this, party or the group dynamic would expand to both hights and lows
Terrence Knight: *shudders at the thought of Jackie being here*
Terrence Knight: Thank GOD
Genau'Goeg: ((Back when I was on WBS as a mod for the Anime Chat RP room, we had someone who was playing as a relative of the Masaki family from Tenchi Muyo....he had "Masaki Super Sperm".....he got like 6 people pregnant in rp))
Emerald Blast: *mutters something about stopping by the store for better protection*
Just Another Archer: Rhea... are they always like this?
Superball: Oh, come on, kiddo, don't tell me nobody's given you the talk before.
Superball: The SUPERHERO talk.
Superball: It's all the spandex.
Superball: It squeezes the important fleshy bits together.
Emerald Blast: Who? Us? Yeah, we're a bunch of degenerates. But it's fun, though!
Superball: Thus putting them under intense pressure.
Just Another Archer: ...
Superball: Compression leads to eventual explosive release.
Superball: Possibly with a lot of steam.
Terrence Knight: (OMG acyl stop..I cant breath from laughter)
Bella Fuego: Just be glad you arrived after the discovery of resistant materials, in past days we finished most battles in scraps, tatters, and... tangles
Terrence Knight: (*faints*)
Just Another Archer: ... Maybe I should have stayed on the streets....
Emerald Blast: Superball, I don't think we've met yet, and I don't know if I should thank you -- for reminding me to check on soemthing important -- or yell at you for putting these ideas into Terr's head.
Mag Flashlight: Both!
Mag Flashlight: Simultaneously!
Bella Fuego: The scraps were our uniforms, the tatters were our inhibitions and the tangles... well that was the team
Superball: Which hea---naw, too easy.
Terrence Knight: *chokes*
Just Another Archer: *Blushes again*
Just Another Archer: [Well, that's the next Archer short after this one sorted.
Just Another Archer: [A bright red Archer given the 'talk' by Lady of the Peace, Neko, and a certain crazy rad-slinger Tongue]
Terrence Knight: Superball..If we were not both in the same Supergroup..I feel..I'd have to smack you..I'd say the same to bella but I'm afraid I'd go up in a massive fireball and be sent to the medlab
Emerald Blast: ((Of them all, Rhea's the -least- maternal, heh Smile)
Just Another Archer: [Yeah, but Archer really likes her. Dunno why. Request permission to use Mr Whiskers Tongue]
Emerald Blast: ((Go ahead, bearing in mind he's literally just a stuffed cat Smile)
Just Another Archer: [Oh, I know Tongue]
Bella Fuego: I would not set you on fire Terrance, I would merely make several suggestions to your paramours
Terrence Knight: *mumbles*
Superball: ((Okay, JAA, show us on Mr. Whiskers where the bad supergroup members touched you.))
Terrence Knight: I think being set on fire would be the prefered option..
Superball: ((*points to the stuffed cat*))
Emerald Blast: ((*shatter*))
Mag Flashlight: ((CHOKES ON COFFEE))
Just Another Archer: [BOOM!]
Bella Fuego: Of course it would, revenge is an art
Cyberman 8: **SHATTER**
Cyberman 8: ((Acyl, you bastard, you're making this Task Force take longer than it needs to since we're all LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD.... ^_^ ))
Highland Samurai: ((I'm not laughing.... Wink ))
Amberlee: (( Not me.... =S ))
Emerald Blast: ((I laughed so hard I got lost AGAIN))
Terrence Knight: ((then your sense of humor is dead)
Terrence Knight: (( Tongue))
Mag Flashlight: ((that's because you haven't been on the board and read the backstory yet, Sam
Highland Samurai: ((Cause I'm fighting, not reading Tongue))
Cyberman 8: ((Oh yes.... that's right... he doesn't know the CONTEXT...))
Mag Flashlight: (pish tosh, do both
Terrence Knight: ((no excuses! You MUST be amused!))
Amberlee: (( ... Saying it is dead implies it was once alive... ))
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
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#2
I wasn't kidding about that either. In the mission we were in, we started off as a well-focussed Superteam intent on the goal. And devolved into little
blobs of Brownian motion bumping haphazardly around the map trying to figure out where everyone was. Because NONE of us could FOCUS enough to even remember
WHICH FLOOR OF THE LAB WE WERE ON!!!!! I know we could have gotten out of that lab about 45 minutes sooner than we did once we actually finished the mission
and I could see where everything was, but we... just... couldn't...

I think this is the first time I've seen a mission where we nearly team-wiped (several times!) because of humor overload!

Acyl? Yooouuu're dethspicable!!! ^_^
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#3
Ahh. Good to see Superball in action again...

And, come to think of it... IC, Supes is doing all of this DELIBERATELY with laughter paroxysms planned to the spasm. Good to see he's got more foils than just Wide. Big Grin

Also, we need more of that Superball story so we can see his "this is who I REALLY am" internal monologue.

The dichotomy of his personae is a delicious bit of his characterization.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll
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#4
Quote:Terrence Knight: (*faints*)

We've found Terrence's Kryptonite.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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#5
.....well now Nene *must* meet Superball.

Terr might not survive, but it HAS TO HAPPEN now.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
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#6
Oh my oh my oh my.

Some of that is going right into my quotefile.

And yes, it's great to see that they've let Superball out of the home again.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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