Crossovers That Should Not Be: Terrence Knight/Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Gendou: It is Eva, Terrence. And you will pilot it.
Terrence: Naw, being stuck in a giant robot will just cramp my style, I'll whup that Angel's ass bare handed.
Gendou: *Sweatdrops*
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
Gendou: It is Eva, Terrence. And you will pilot it.
Terrence: Naw, being stuck in a giant robot will just cramp my style, I'll whup that Angel's ass bare handed.
Gendou: *Sweatdrops*
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies