Oh, I know that one... it was one of Jack Staik's stories, Ranma's Horrible Secret. It's in several places on the net, including in rec.arts.anime.creative (reachable through Google Groups), or in a gzip file at gweep.ca.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.