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  I think we've established that it's not TERR who's the bad influence...
Posted by: OpMegs - 06-13-2008, 08:11 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

From a recent Sabre-Sabre stalker-Sabre stalker's girlfriend teamup...

Quote:06-12-2008 21:32:19 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: ....I should note, that last civilian comment was just *wrong*))

06-12-2008 21:32:32 [Team] Nano
Sabre: ((I must have missed it.  Share?))

06-12-2008 21:32:38 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: 'Did you see that doohickey that Nano Sabre took to Sister Psyche?'))

06-12-2008 21:32:47 [Team] Nano
Sabre: ((*snrk*))

06-12-2008 21:33:13 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: The only way it could be worse is with a male hero.))

06-12-2008 21:33:15 [Team] Gamma
Emission: [that was: that Gamma Emission took...]

06-12-2008 21:33:41 [Team] Gamma
Emission: [i don't think that Nano has her arc]

06-12-2008 21:33:44 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: Was it? I caught it for like a split second. :lol))

06-12-2008 21:34:03 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: And yeah...drivers here are nuts. I've been front ended by a truck
before.))

06-12-2008 21:34:09 [Team] Nano
Sabre: ((I'd be one hell of an overachiever if I had Psyche's arc already))

06-12-2008 21:34:11 [Team] Gamma
Emission: [the other comment was: nice threads, Nano Sabre!]

06-12-2008 21:34:20 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: Ah...that probably threw me.))

06-12-2008 21:34:22 [Team] Nano
Sabre: ((hah!))

06-12-2008 21:34:35 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (Vehicles don't bother me Tongue Its a perk of being invunerable Tongue)

06-12-2008 21:34:45 [Team] Nano
Sabre: ((Heh... Terrence just stays in the road.  "Go ahead... hit me.  G'wan. *grin*"))

06-12-2008 21:35:19 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: Does that count on an insurance claim? "Rear ended absentminded
hero"?))

06-12-2008 21:35:30 [Team] Terrence
Knight: ((*shifty eyes*))

06-12-2008 21:35:44 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (I"m not that absent minded...

06-12-2008 21:35:49 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (well..ok I am)

06-12-2008 21:35:51 [Team] Gamma
Emission: [seeing the trailer from new will smith movie, with the train]

06-12-2008 21:36:05 [Team] Gamma
Emission: [can't remember the name, reluctant hero]

06-12-2008 21:36:11 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (Hancock)

06-12-2008 21:36:11 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: Hancock or something similar. That looks hilarious.))

06-12-2008 21:36:18 [Team] Gamma
Emission: [yup]

06-12-2008 21:36:32 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: But yeah...to Faultline and its awesome Aftershock music?))

06-12-2008 21:36:38 [Team] Nano
Sabre: ((I want to see that))

06-12-2008 21:36:40 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (Yus!)

06-12-2008 21:36:46 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (let us make our way to faultline)

06-12-2008 21:36:53 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: After Nano drops Gamma down to the level of us mere mortals? Tongue))

06-12-2008 21:36:53 [Team] Nano
Sabre: (Faultline?  Sure, hokay))

06-12-2008 21:37:08 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (mortals, pffffft Tongue)

06-12-2008 21:37:24 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (I'm mortal! And Natural! *points at Origin)

06-12-2008 21:37:32 [Team] Gamma
Emission: [yeay, I still have my debuffs!]

06-12-2008 21:37:41 [Team] Nano
Sabre: ((... 100% Natural Beef?))

06-12-2008 21:37:48 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: *snoooork*))

06-12-2008 21:37:50 [Team] Terrence
Knight: ((*coughs* Yup!)

06-12-2008 21:38:10 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: .....I will not make a sausage joke. Will NOT.....dammit.))

06-12-2008 21:38:18 [Team] Gamma
Emission: [tripple A quality Tongue]

06-12-2008 21:38:38 [Team] Terrence
Knight: ((Haha, I have Lisa's and Rhea's approval Tongue)

06-12-2008 21:38:54 [Team] Silicon
Sabre: You'd have more than that if you tried and you know it. Tongue))

06-12-2008 21:39:08 [Team] Terrence
Knight: (( >.>...
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

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  Life imitating Art (within reason)
Posted by: nemonowan - 06-12-2008, 10:47 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (2)

This is so much like Doug's case, it's creepy: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=mus ... en-your-fa

(of course, in the real world, this things never give you powers)

NN

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  Bunnies: Not Where it's At
Posted by: classicdrogn - 06-12-2008, 09:37 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (6)

(sings) I got two big bunnies and an updaa-aate

Update here: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/153627/

Bunnies, below:

#1: Naruto Daimaoh

2008-06-11 - crested text file, recorded bunny





Now I know you've seen this one before - a giant fox demon laying waste to an army of ninja with its nine tails, across the field a giant frog with a
blond man on his head, doing some kind of sealing-style ninja magic with a newborn baby in a sling at his side.

Things were just a little different than you might expect, though - the man a little more worn looking, and a wide trail of its own blood down one side of
the fox's face where some greivous injury had been inflicted and then healed, the edge of one ear still ragged as it reformed.

Namikaze Minato, Fourth Hokage of the Village Hidden in Leaves, had tried making one, all-out attack with his strongest move, a desperate attempt to win
without using the suicide technique he'd created as a fall-back out of the desire to see his son grow, to give the boy the home he and his wife had dreamed
of even if she couldn't share in it, now. Kushina had begged him to be strong, to not follow her too soon even as the difficult birth took her life, and
he'd done his best to live up to that request, but it seemed the power of a demon could not be swayed by mere mortal wishes.

The toad leaped closer as he finished a long set of hand seals, the first of three stages to the method he'd developed, and a spectral arm reached out
from the spiral that had formed on his belly, through a second on the baby, and then in a physics defying way across the two dozen feet to the growling
kitsune, staring petrified with disbelief as a mere human summoned the God of Death himself. Its physical form being only a representation of spiritual power
it sublimated away as the demon was pulled into the seal, now glowing a menacing cherry red around the wailing infant's navel.

Knowing he only had minutes at best, seconds at worst until Shinigami claimed his own life and soul in payment for the service, the Yondaime hurriedly
applied the Eight Trigrams Sealing Style around the outside of the spiral, whose glow faded as the energy and the mind of the raging demon were constrained to
limits within the ability of a merely human body to take. He could feel himself faltering as he painted additional seals for the Four Elements style, but his
conciousness was fading and the chakra to activate the technique wouldn't form - the body was willing, but the spiritiual energy needed to direct its
stamina into the outside world was being devoured too quickly.

Defeated by his own technique, the Fourth fell to his knees, only barely able to keep his weight from falling on the helpless child. "Bunta," he
gasped. "Quickly... bring him to Sarutobi... the final seal... activate... it..."

Then the man heralded as the strongest Hokage yet was no more, and the huge toad summon was left alone to fulfill that last request. Out of respect for the
man, he did so, but the delay was not without some cost - demonic energy had flared up again during the interuption, and by the time the Four Elements Style
seal was completed it wasn't just whisker marks that had been added to young Naruto's features, his irises had bled from blue to red and gained
vertical slits, and his little fingernails thickened and curled together at the tips into small, rounded claws.

They smoothed out again as the demon was finally fully caged, but sky blue irises still carried diamond pupils, and the ridged, whisker-like scars on his
cheeks stayed as well.

---=- + -=---

"Ne. Gramps, what's this Academy thing you want me to go to?"

Surutobi Cheishamaru, reinstated as Third Hokage six years ago after his successor's untimely death, smiled gently at the little blond boy slurping
ramen beside him. "The Konoha Academy is where boys and girls go to learn how to become ninja, to protect this Leaf Village with their strength."

"Protect... WHY WOULD I WANNA DO THAT!? This village is full of evil meanies, who always pick on me and call me names! I don't wanna be a ninja...
I'll... I'm gonna become the king of all demons and punish the wicked! Everybody will wish they'd been nice to me then!"

Seeing the stricken look on the old man's face, one of only three people who'd ever been kind to him, Naruto quickly added, "Don't worry
Gramps! I'll be a good demon king and only bad people will get punished, not you or Ichiraku-ojisan or Ayame-neechan! You're not mean, so it's
okay!"

The ramen chef and his daughter, who'd frozen in unfamilar fear as the lonely little boy they'd slowly opened up to seemed to fulfill the worst
rumors about him, relaxed just a bit as he added the qualifier. The Hokage's own heart had clenched in his chest at the child's resentful declaration,
chilled at the thought of facing the boy's parents in the next world when he'd allowed the village to fail their trust so badly. At the same time,
there was just the tiniest sliver of hope, Naruto was still young and all it seemed he needed was a few friendly faces to keep him from turning completely down
a dark path.

Even more importantly, being admitted to the Academy would put him under the Hokage's authority as a ninja-in-training instead of the civilian Council,
and despite all his arguments the Council continued to turn an ever harsher eye on the young demon container. That was what had prompted him to try enrolling
the child two years early in the first place. "Naruto," he said, putting forth his most serious but still caring look. "At the Academy, there
will be lots of chances for you to make new friends your age, and..." he hesitated at saying any more, but there wouldn't be any point sending the boy
if he was already determined not to learn "... to be a demon king, you'd need to be strong, and ninja arts are the strongest on the
battlefield."

Slitted blue eyes studied him through narrowed, suspicious lids, but finally the whisker-cheeked blond nodded and went back to his meal. He knew that even a
demon king could get hurt by ninja, so maybe he should learn how to be one, after all.

So, Naruto went to the Academy. He didn't exactly make any close freinds, but a few of the other boys would hang around with him sometimes, so that
wasn't too bad, and he got to practise his skills at punishing the wicked with pranks ranging from tossing water around a corner and running away to
elaborate multi-stage traps.

---=- + -=---

Naruto's body was strong and his mind quick enough when something engaged his interest but unfortunately little of the Academy's instruction did,
especially as rendered through the bias of teachers who'd lost parents, siblings, or team mates to the attack of the Nine-tails and held him as the living
symbol of their resentment. He'd failed two graduation exams, dropping back to the class with his yearmates, and the third as well thanks to irregular
chakra that foiled his attempt at the specified ninjutsu.

Anxious to be done with the place at last, having learned all he could or cared to from it, he'd taken up the 'alternate test' one of the less
openly hostile teachers had proposed later that afternoon despite signs of being a trap, and after studying the scroll he'd been tasked to retreive it was
even more obvious that the whole situation was a set up. A set up that he'd profited more by than he'd even dreamed he might, but a set up none the
less. Now he was just waiting for the liar responsible for the situation to show up and end the 'test.'

Newly sharpened senses felt someone arrive in the trees behind him, and he called out, "So, Mizuki-sensei, here at last? I got the scroll, but I
can't demonstrate any of these techniques, so I guess I still don't graduate, huh?" Still facing the other way, he laughed at the rush of muddled
feelings in the other man's aura. "Having second thoughts? Well, it doesn't matter... I learned something good anyway, and unlocked more of my
real power. Here, why don't you give it a try?"

Naruto nicked a thumb on one needle-sharp incisor and scattered a few drops of dark blood in front of himself. "Rei, doru,

konjou, chishio, shin'on! Majutsu: Ketsukuro Bunshin!" He turned at last to fix ominously glowing red eyes on the intruder as four more pairs rose
from the shadows on either side, the duplicates taking form an instant later as pitch-black silhouettes of the boy, their only discernable feature the eerie
red eyes.

This utterly cool and intimidating pose fell apart as he saw who exactly had found him. "EEEH!? Iruka? You're not Mizuki-sensei! Even if you're
cold sometimes, I can't use a big punishment on you!"

Speared on those burning eyes, the Academy teacher was still frozen with remembered terror as they softened in confusion - though no more than an Academy
student himself at the time, he'd been present when the nine-tails attacked, and had lost both his parents in the battle. He'd tried to at least be
fair to the kid, grading and treating him no more harshly than the rules specified but it was hard to set aside his anger, espescially with the boy's
bizarre fixation on becoming a 'good demon king' to hand out punishment to the unrightous.

The practical jokes and the way the other kids kept him apart, on the other hand, were all too reminiscent of his own troubled childhood, and the talk
he'd had with the Sandaime that afternoon just underscored the fact that all the kid really wanted was some attention... but those demon eyes, and the
spoken incantation without hand seals, those were the same as that terrible night.

"What are you doing here anyway, Iruka-sensei? You're not the type to go along with something like this fake test..."

Shaking himself, the scar-faced chuunin forced his mind back into action, even the strange silhouette clones no longer ominous with their eyes as quizzical
as the original's. Putting together the things his earstwhile student had said, he realised, "Oh, so that's the situation..."

"So, you figured it out?" This time, the new speaker was indeed Mizuki, sneer twisting his face into a cruel mask. "I guess I'll just
have to kill you both, in that case."

blah blah, shuriken intercepted by Iruka, "Don't give him the scroll even if you die!" etc.

"I'll tell you a secret, Naruto..." blah blah, law "No one is supposed to say, that you are the demon fox!"

*Oh shit,* Iruka thought, *the poor kid was unstable enough before...*

Naruto's shoulders shook, but his bowed head hid his reaction for a moment... until he gave up on hiding the laughter, rearing back and letting it
escape. "You... Did you really think I didn't KNOW!?" he demeanded, getting his breath back under control. "In my dreams, I remember those
times... forest spirit, then temple guardian, summoned ally, and eventually just a rampaging scourge consumed with arrogance... and a human who punctured that
arrogance. Didn't you ever listen to me? I'm going to return to my place as the king of all demons, and give out punishment to the wicked... that means
you, traitor!"

That burning red gaze fell on its intended target this time, and the white-haired teacher was locked shivering in place under their terrifying malicious
intent. The four clones who'd vanished into the shadowed woods reappeared, equally spaced with their master around the tree where Mizuki was crouched.
"En, chi, naki, doku, yaki!" they chanted in unison, cousing a pentagram of red light to spring up from the ground as if shining through cracks. The
ground at center of the sigil began to crumble away, more red light shining out of the gap, as the original naruto called out, "Majutsu: Inpu
Kaiin!"

The phenomenon quickly spread until the tree's roots could no longer support it and it tumbled into the pit, Mizuki releasing a terrified wail as he
fell with it. The aperture remained open a few more seconds, spewing foul smoke and blast-furnace heat, before first the glow faded, then the pentagram,
leaving a divot in the forest floor perhaps ten feet wide and deep.

Their energy exhausted and tasks finished the four clones dispelled, leaving Naruto alone with the injured Iruka. The boy panted a bit as the glow faded at
last from his eyes, and the prominent fangs peeking out from his lips faded back a bit. "Eheheh... that was a little harder than I thought, even after
getting some of my old power back..." he admitted, rubbing the back of his head. "Anyway, Iruka-sensei... I'm not sure why you saved me like
that, but thanks."

"Naruto... you know what it's like, don't you? To feel pain, to be alone, to try anything to make people look at you... If you're a human
or a demon, you're still Uzumaki Naruto, my student. Come here a minute."

blah blah headband, Saru sits back from his crystal ball, a bit troubled by the blatant use of demon magic but glad to see Naruto forming another bond to
Konoha, and releived to finally know why Naruto wants to be a demon king. Even if the goal itself is worrysome, the continued insistence on morality in
judgement and the Kyuubi's rampage being held up as an example to avoid are positive signs.

---=- + -=---

"...and to kill a certain man."

Crimson eyes glowing faintly as he used their power to read the auras of his new team mates, Naruto finally understood better what the situation of his
rival was. "Someone who was close to you but betrayed you utterly... family?" Ignoring the furious glare prompted by his muttered insight, Naruto
flashed the dark-haired boy a wide, only slightly menacing smile that screwed his eyes up in happy arcs. "I never knew you had such a good goal, Sasuke!
As a great demon king who punishes the wicked, I'll lend you my strength!"

---=- + -=---

"Demon of the Mist? No, he's just a human..."

---=- + -=---

"Sasuke... that mark... it's really weak, I'll get rid of it for you. You should have told me if you wanted to sell your soul for power,
I'll do a way better job than this!"

---=- + -=---

Hey, that's the loser who put that demon mark on Sasuke. I could make a better contract with my BIG TOE! I'm gonna kick your ass, you pansy
snake-lover!"

"There's an unbreakable barrier in the way, you know."

"So? Knock the building down, they can't keep it up if they're splatted on the ground."

"..." "..." "..." "We knew that."

---=- + -=---

.....

---=- + -=---

"So what you're saying is, when you're inside that circle and do the ritual, your god Jashin returns any attack on the one whose blood you
used? It's a good thing that was mine, then. En, chi, naki, doku, yaki! Majutsu: Inpu Kaiin!"

The ground fell away under the Akatsuki member Jashinite circle and all, and moments later billowing blood-red flames sprang up around Naruto, who grinned
cheekily at the vanished man's partner from their embrace. "Nothing like a little taste of home, ne?" he caroled, stretching and slapping his
chest.

=================================

Rei, doru. konjou, chishio, shin'on - spirit, mud, willpower, blood spilled from the body, (sound of a) heartbeat

Majutsu: Ketsukuro Bunshin - Demon magic: black blood clone

En, chi, naki, doku, yaki - fire, blood, tears, poison, ashes

Majutsu: Inpu Kaiin - Demon magic: path to hell opening

Background explanations: The delay in finishing the seal let the Kyuubi start to merge and take over baby Naruto, implanting memories (but FAR from its full
10,000+ years worth) and transforming the body to properly use demonic energy, but then Sandaime finished the seal and ripped its actual mind apart. Inside the
mental cage is a mindless, ravening beast, without even a solidly defined form. Naruto can draw as much of its chakra as the seal will allow whenever he likes,
and the power-up in the woods is the result of reading about the Eight Trigrams Sealing Style and altering it to let more power flow. Becasue of these changes,
four of the twelve marks around the spiral on his belly are a slightly different color of dark blue (signifying Sarutobi's having finished the Four
Elements seal instead of Minato) and one of the Hakke Fuin's marks has a maroon squiggle over the outer end.





EOF
Edit: Shortened divider to stop breaking page formatting on my handheld
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

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  Time to Bridging Invites, 3....2....
Posted by: His Lovely Wife - 06-12-2008, 04:55 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

and 1. OK, so Windy Day, Storms/Archery defender on Infinity, IST Paragon hit 46 this morning. My first thought, how long to the first bridging invite.
Total elapsed time to first invite, under 3 minutes.

Luckily they had a sense of humour!

S: Wanna bridge?

WD: Only if it's the one across the grand canyon.

S: lol..I don't know if you could span the gap..lol thanks anyway :-)

Had to share. Maybe I should have asked for London Bridge. Oh well, there's always next time!

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  Riot Force 6.1: New Beginnings
Posted by: Unicorna - 06-12-2008, 06:19 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (7)

This character has not been created yet, but it's an idea that's been knocking around in my mind for a few days, so I decided to get it down on paper.  I'll add more once I get the chance.
I lay there in the room, completely alone.  My eyes are open and staring blankly at the ceiling.  I try to look around, but my view doesn't change.  This one vision has been burned into my mind for as long as I have been awake.  It's only broken by someone or someones walking into the room and moving into my sight to look at me.  They say something, either muttering it to themselves or to someone else in the room I can't see, but I can't hear them.  I don't know what they're saying.  I don't even know how long I've been here, at their mercy.  
They do things to me too.  Surgeries, tests, you name it.  Apparently trying to fix whatever's wrong with me.  Only problem with that is that they don't know I can feel every little thing they do.  At first I couldn't bear it, it was torture.  But now, I've almost become inured to it.  Almost.  Besides it doesn't do any good to scream or cry or anything.  Nobody can hear me.  I've just about given up on anything ever changing.  I'm just their subject, to experiment on I suppose.
Oddly enough, it's when they all leave that it's the worst.  Staring up at the same spot for infinity, having no concept of time passing.  Only your own thoughts to keep you entertained.  Well, that only lasts for so long.  It's hard to try and keep a positive outlook after hours, days, or weeks of being utterly alone.  The despair creeps in.  Eventually suicidal thoughts.  The completely ironic thing is, there's no way I can commit suicide. I can't even 'will' myself to death.  Believe me, I've tried.  So I just sit here, forever alone.
Not alone anymore, Little Sister.
If I had control over my body, I would have literally jumped out of my own skin. That voice... I heard it!  But, it sounded like it came from inside my own head.
That's because it did.  I'm speaking directly to your mind.
What? You can do that?  How?  Where are you?  Who are you?  What's going on?
The voice chuckled dryly in my mind.  Slow down.  We'll cover everything in good time.  Suddenly a white glow appeared in the center of my sight, slowly expanding until it was all I could see.  Then from the middle of that emerged a pair of glowing blue eyes.  My name is Rolan, and if you will have me, you will never, ever be alone again.
All I could do was give an inarticulate cry of joy and fall into the sapphire depths of those eyes.
You are mine, now and forever.  We will always be two minds twined within one soul.

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  God Mode: On?
Posted by: Shepherd - 06-12-2008, 03:56 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play - Replies (3)

Flobots: No Handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars

Look at me, look at me

hands in the air like it's good to be

ALIVE

and I'm a famous rapper

even when the paths're all crookedy

I can show you how to do-si-do

I can show you how to scratch a record

I can take apart the remote control

And I can almost put it back together

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem

I can tell you about Leif Ericson

I know all the words to "De Colores"

And "I'm Proud to be an American"

Me and my friend saw a platypus

Me and my friend made a comic book

And guess how long it took

I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

No metronome

No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone

On the telephone

On the telephone

Look at me

Look at me

Just called to say that it's good to be

ALIVE

In such a small world

All curled up with a book to read

I can make money open up a thrift store

I can make a living off a magazine

I can design an engine sixty four

Miles to a gallon of gasoline

I can make new antibiotics

I can make computers survive aquatic conditions

I know how to run a business

And I can make you wanna buy a product

Movers shakers and producers

Me and my friends understand the future

I see the strings that control the systems

I can do anything with no assistance

I can lead a nation with a microphone

With a microphone

With a microphone

I can split the atoms of a molecule

Of a molecule

Of a molecule

Look at me

Look at me

Driving and I won't stop

And it feels so good to be

Alive and on top

My reach is global

My tower secure

My cause is noble

My power is pure

I can hand out a million vaccinations

Or let'em all die in exasperation

Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations

Have'em all killed by assassination

I can make anybody go to prison

Just because I don't like'em and

I can do anything with no permission

I have it all under my command

I can guide a missile by satellite

By satellite

By satellite

and I can hit a target through a telescope

Through a telescope

Through a telescope

and I can end the planet in a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handle bars

No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars

Given the fact that this guy can do anything, even patently absurd things, this may be a powerful reality control song. Alternately, it may allow him to make
absurd braggart claims (like the guy from the Dilbert comic strip who always one-ups everybody else) and force people to believe them.
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"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV

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  HP Fic search.
Posted by: jpub - 06-12-2008, 01:53 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (2)

Anyone remember a HP fic, GoF timeframe, where Harry happens to enter the Room of Requirement at the same time as a coven centered on him is meeting?

It was out relatively recently, but damned if I can find it again?

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  A possible shared project between Stellvia and the BBI
Posted by: robkelk - 06-12-2008, 12:57 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (2)

I think it was Mal who suggested using converted cargo containers as living modules. This idea builds on that:

1) Handwave an old http://www.aviastar.org/helicopters_eng/sik_s-64.php]S-64 "flying crane" or the equivalent for reliability, spaceworthiness, and extended flight time. (This craft would no doubt be nicknamed "Eagle 1" by the Gerry Anderson Fen, so let's make the name official... )

2) Handwave some cargo containers (that the flying crane can lift) for airtightness and livability; install airlocks in the cargo containers while doing so.

3) Equip the cargo containers as disaster relief modules - a trauma unit, a field kitchen, a communications center, a solar-power generation station, and some bunkhouses.

4) Keep the disaster relief modules ready to deploy to disaster areas.

If Stellvia offered to pay for a chopper and a half-dozen or so cargo containers, would the Blue Blazers be interested in providing the necessary staff - a chopper pilot, two medics, a comms specialist, and a cook, at minimum?
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  ISP problems
Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 06-12-2008, 12:56 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

Guys? I'm not going to be able to join you for very much. At all. Until my damn ISP gets something fixed. There's a loose connection somewhere in the
wires outside the house. It came loose in that godawful windstorm a couple weeks back in Texas. I know exactly what's happening. The sun heats the wires,
things expand and the connection goes *poof*.

At random intervals.

For random amounts of time.

Sometimes resetting the router seems to help. Sometimes it doesn't.

Based on past experience, it's going to take WEEKS of bitching, moaning, multiple trips by technicians out to the house - ALL of whom will swear up and
down that the problem is fixed, that it couldn't POSSIBLY be anything but inside my house - and calls to supervisors to tell them that NO, your damn field
techs did NOT fix it. It's at YOUR END, damn it! FIX it on the LINE or at the CENTRAL OFFICE. NOT at my house, DAMN YOU!

They don't want to own up to something that will cost them money to fix. If they can claim that it's within my house, then it's my responsibility.
BULLSHIT. This didn't start happening until after that storm.

But I know how the game is played.

In the meantime, I'll only be able to reliably get online from about 9 PM until about 9 AM.

It's going to be a long summer.

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  Cavern of Transcendence This Weekend?
Posted by: Matrix Dragon - 06-12-2008, 12:09 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (34)

OpMegs and I have been clearing the Hollows story arc, and it seems likely that we'll be able to access the Hollows conclusion this weekend. Which means we
need backup. So, is anyone else interested in this TF on the weekend? I'm willing to be variable on the time

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