So, in that spirit, here is a link:
blogzarro.com/?p=226?fk

My eternal favorite:
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

300 SPARTANS: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUVE BEEN TOLD
BUT SPARTANS REALLY LIKE TO STROLL!
[Very, very slowly.]

I laughed till I fell out of my chair...Very very slowly. ^_^-Logan
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"Wake up! Time for SCIENCE!"
-Adam Savage
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I happened to both recently buy a copy of The Who The Ultimate Collection which has this song and run across an a Kyou Kara Maou AMV that uses this song. Which makes me wonder what everyone's favorite hero would do with this song.
I'm A Boy
(Pete Townsend)
One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me and I'm a boy
My name is Bill, and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend evenings taking hairpins from my hair
(C1)
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my Ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am I get it!
Put your frock on Jean Marie
Plait your hair Felicity
Paint your nails little Sally Joy
Put this wig on little boy
(repeat chorus 1)
I wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
I wanna come home all covered in mud
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my Ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm A Boy!

Some ideas:
- It could possibly allow disguising a male as a female (Too bad they're looking for Doug, since for the next two and a half minutes he's... Hmm... Is there a feminine version of the name Douglas?)
- A fight stopper. For two and a half minutes however much the people in the area might "wanna see my blood" they are overcome by the urge to "play house" like little kids.
"More tea Rachel?"
"Why yes thank you, a little sandwich Ami?"
"Certainly. Would you like a cookie Chris?"
"I wouldn't say no. More tea for you Ami?"
"Hey! No giving him cake to steal my tea you, you boyfriend stealer!"
Okay, so some fights might be harder to stop than others.
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.

This is the greatest thread I've seen today.
(Yes, it's Democratic Underground. No, it's not political except in the broad strokes. Yes, it's very, very funny.)---
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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"

Sometimes the game gives you such perfect setups.
Here's some stuff I found going through my screenshots folder. The thumbnails link to full images.

Space Mage, rocking out the cosmos. That's actually the portal you have to defend in the Valentine's Day Snaptooth mission. I snapped that really quickly while waiting for...Horned Dragon, I think...to zone.

Astreal alongside some of Paragon's finest. Taken during a Safeguard mission.
-- Acyl

I'm trying to translate the text on this image, but so far it has proven resistant to my efforts, the best translation I have been able to get is:
"Raw tongue door one water"
from what I think the Kanji are:
生舌戸方水
Can anyone provide me with something more coherent?
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Any body have a problem with Inspector Gadget, his niece Penny, and her dog Brains, as NPC Fen?

Katy Kaboom is not a happy camper. See, there's this fortune teller in Perez Park that needs rescuing, but Katy can't seem to reach her. She's tried many times now, but inevitably ends up getting lost in the maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
And then the bad guys gang up on her and she wakes up in the hospital.
So... anybody who can offer suggestions (like, which entrance leads to the fortune teller would be nice ), or if someone wants to assist, it would be much appreciated.
(I'm tired of dirt-naps, dammit!)

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

Shopping for a laptop - what exactly is the difference between a Core Duo and a Core Solo processor? What should I be looking at to know how each compares to each other on the computational front?
I'm pretty much looking for a workhorse laptop able to handle most anything I can throw at it on a work basis - which means video editing stuff and also be able to handle Civ4 (which I just have to install on every computer I have ^_^)
I'm looking at a laptop with a Core Solo 1.86 Ghz and another one with Core Duo 1.66 Ghz. I'm leaning on the Core Duo model since it has a DVD writer but I'll throw that over computing power.
Thanks and hope you guys can help.
Edit: added a few details

A little something from the other leg of the Trousers of Time...