I happened to both recently buy a copy of The Who The Ultimate Collection which has this song and run across an a Kyou Kara Maou AMV that uses this song. Which makes me wonder what everyone's favorite hero would do with this song.
I'm A Boy
(Pete Townsend)
One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me and I'm a boy
My name is Bill, and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend evenings taking hairpins from my hair
(C1)
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my Ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am I get it!
Put your frock on Jean Marie
Plait your hair Felicity
Paint your nails little Sally Joy
Put this wig on little boy
(repeat chorus 1)
I wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
I wanna come home all covered in mud
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my Ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm A Boy!

Some ideas:
- It could possibly allow disguising a male as a female (Too bad they're looking for Doug, since for the next two and a half minutes he's... Hmm... Is there a feminine version of the name Douglas?)
- A fight stopper. For two and a half minutes however much the people in the area might "wanna see my blood" they are overcome by the urge to "play house" like little kids.
"More tea Rachel?"
"Why yes thank you, a little sandwich Ami?"
"Certainly. Would you like a cookie Chris?"
"I wouldn't say no. More tea for you Ami?"
"Hey! No giving him cake to steal my tea you, you boyfriend stealer!"
Okay, so some fights might be harder to stop than others.
-----

Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.

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(Yes, it's Democratic Underground. No, it's not political except in the broad strokes. Yes, it's very, very funny.)---
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Sometimes the game gives you such perfect setups.
Here's some stuff I found going through my screenshots folder. The thumbnails link to full images.

Space Mage, rocking out the cosmos. That's actually the portal you have to defend in the Valentine's Day Snaptooth mission. I snapped that really quickly while waiting for...Horned Dragon, I think...to zone.

Astreal alongside some of Paragon's finest. Taken during a Safeguard mission.
-- Acyl

I'm trying to translate the text on this image, but so far it has proven resistant to my efforts, the best translation I have been able to get is:
"Raw tongue door one water"
from what I think the Kanji are:
生舌戸方水
Can anyone provide me with something more coherent?
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Any body have a problem with Inspector Gadget, his niece Penny, and her dog Brains, as NPC Fen?

Katy Kaboom is not a happy camper. See, there's this fortune teller in Perez Park that needs rescuing, but Katy can't seem to reach her. She's tried many times now, but inevitably ends up getting lost in the maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
And then the bad guys gang up on her and she wakes up in the hospital.
So... anybody who can offer suggestions (like, which entrance leads to the fortune teller would be nice ), or if someone wants to assist, it would be much appreciated.
(I'm tired of dirt-naps, dammit!)

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

Shopping for a laptop - what exactly is the difference between a Core Duo and a Core Solo processor? What should I be looking at to know how each compares to each other on the computational front?
I'm pretty much looking for a workhorse laptop able to handle most anything I can throw at it on a work basis - which means video editing stuff and also be able to handle Civ4 (which I just have to install on every computer I have ^_^)
I'm looking at a laptop with a Core Solo 1.86 Ghz and another one with Core Duo 1.66 Ghz. I'm leaning on the Core Duo model since it has a DVD writer but I'll throw that over computing power.
Thanks and hope you guys can help.
Edit: added a few details

A little something from the other leg of the Trousers of Time...

Japanese Edition covers for the Honor Harrington series
and Tinker by Wen Spencer I just love the art. Anyone have anymore?





Edit: Finally got them to work. Rawr.

Subject: [smof-politics] April Political Roundup
From: "Cpt. Mal Fnord, USSR" (23@globalfrequency.fen)
Reply-To: smof-politics@smofcon.fen
Date: 5/01/2012 12:01 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients
What ho, comrades! It's time for the April roundup of all the political
movements in and around Fenspace.
The big news last month was, of course, the launch of the SS Grover's
Corners from the good ol' US of A two weeks ago. By now I'm sure that
everybody in Fenspace knows the basics of the launch so I'm not going to
bother going over them here. The good news is that the Grover's Corners
crew are happy, sane and decidedly staying out of the factional
disputes, so don't nobody try to count coup on them, okay? They'll be
parked at L3 for the moment, getting their bearings and the like. Hat
tips to Buckaroo for throwing himself in front of the East Coast missle
defenses, and to Noah for yeoman catherding in keeping the diplomatic
envoys in line at Stellvia. I'm sure the Corners people appreciated not
having to clean up after multiple NMD hits and a couple thousand
rubberneckers.
That's the good news. The *bad* news is that Grover's Corners might be
the last worldship we see for a while. Apparently, lifting an
asteroid-sized mass not a hundred miles from the capital tends to
*worry* the American defense establishment. Also, President Rudy* was
less than amused with the whole situation. Long story short, the
crackdown's coming again. Between Grover's Corners and the election
season, expect a whole new flood of anti-wave laws in the US in the next
couple months.
Elsewhere in mundane Americana, we're seeing some interesting political
maneuvers within the US military. It didn't make it into the March
roundup, but on 31 March the US Navy took matters into their own hands
and started their own wavetech space program. According to my buddies at
the Undisclosed Location, the squiddies got fed up with the USAF-TSAB
axis and gave an old Seawolf the full wave job. I don't know where they
found enough fen to run the thing, but that's what they did. In any
case, the USS Stingray has been "patrolling" in lunar orbit for the last
month while the brass pours oil upon troubled Pentagon waters. I'm not
going to suggest that anybody try and get the Stingray to, you know,
defect while they're still in legal limbo. That would be Wrong. But it
would also be Funny. So I won't suggest it. (Wink wink, nudge nudge, I'm
lookin' at *you* Starfleet.)
Over in Europe, the situation is starting to ease up a little.
Shockwaves from the Corners launch are radiating (naturally) so expect
some more minor restrictions, mostly in launch mass limits and the like.
I have to give the Eurodanes credit; they may not like to rain fire &
brimstone like the US, but they sure play a mean game of nibbling to
death by ducks. Other than a little more reflexive regulation, things
are getting copacetic between us and Europe. The grapevine in Brussels
has it that the EU is thinking of going into a trade agreement with the
Senshi and maybe the Browncoats. I don't know how accurate that is, but
if it's good, then good for them.
One problem area we're still dealing with is Russia. Our friends in bear
country are whispering that Putin's out to make a power grab. Nobody's
sure yet if that means he's going to "nationalize" wave research like
the rest of the planet, or if he's actually going to try and build his
own little fen empire. On top of that, my contacts at Star City are
muttering dire things about the Vory taking an interest. We'll get back
to that in a minute, but for now let's be on the lookout for sudden
spikes in Russian migration, particularly to the smaller established
factions.
(As an aside, I know a lot of us like to use Mr. Morden as a source for
intel when it comes to Russian matters. I wouldn't. Morden gives good
intel, but that comes with a price. In this case the price is - AFAICT -
he's tight with FSB. When it comes to Putin, his word is not
trustworthy. Remember this.)
Speaking of megalomaniacs who might cause trouble, the Chinese
government put out yet another protest about the "abduction of Chinese
nationals by the scofflaws and pirates infesting the solar system." If
you're wondering what they've got their knickers in a twist about *this*
time, the Republic and the Wizengamot smuggled out another couple
hundred of their people (each!) from Shanghai on the 10th. The crackdown
remains unabated, with rumors that the PLA will try to confiscate any
wavetech that touches their soil. So be on your guard, and if you have
engine trouble in Chinese airspace aim for Hiroshima or Ulan Bator.
Meanwhile, down in God's own country, things are going quite smoothly
for us. The Lollipop Guild** continue to watch out for our interests, as
well as maintain their vice grip on the PM's balls. The Libs - egged on
by the US - made a halfassed demand for handwavium restrictions after
the Corners launch. This demand was very quietly withdrawn after the
Guild made their presence known in Canberra. This bit of cheap comedy
aside, life in Australia has been good for us and the mundanes.
That's the Earthside politics, now it's time for the Fenspace stuff.
Inter-faction spats were down by half last month, which sounds
suspicously like folks are trying to settle down and be good instead of
pranking their neighbors. Or at least, the pranking isn't happening on
an institutional level anymore, which is good enough for me.
Kandor City, the fastest-growing part of our little interplanetary
empire, is showing signs of becoming a mature metropolis; they've
actually hired city workers. I know, I'm as shocked & horrified as you,
but our little town is growing up.
Martian politics are screwing up the terraforming project - again.
Starfleet has registered yet another complaint to the MTP about their
forced relocation once the Vastitas Borealis aquifers melt. Look, guys,
I *know* that Utopia Planitia has deep symbolic meaning for you, but you
signed on to the terraforming agreement like everybody else. Either
learn to swim, or get ready to move in ten years.
Now, for a more troubling subject. I've been hearing more and more about
attacks on mining outposts in the Belt. Thing is, I'm not hearing this
from the usual sources. *None* of the big players in the outer system -
the Browncoats, the Ninjas or the Pirates - are saying word one about
these attacks. What little I've been able to piece together comes from
disgruntled Nivenite rockrats who're willing to let a communist buy 'em
drinks, and my brother cosmonauts in Star City.
Remember back up where I said there were dire mutterings about the Vory?
This is the gist: apparently people from certain organizations
associated with the Vory have been doing some headhunting among the old
Rosaviakosmos ranks. They're offering trips into Fenspace for "certain
favors," what kind of favors I haven't heard, but it doesn't take a
genius to think there's something bad waiting in the wings.
So, is there a mob war (or worse, a mob takeover) about to happen in the
outer system? I couldn't tell you, because the people who would *know*
aren't saying anything. Not to me, not to anybody else on SMOFcon.
THIS IS NOT WISE, PEOPLE!
I know we've all got our disagreements, but goddammit! If something bad
is happening in the Belt, then WE NEED TO KNOW! And the best way to do
that is to SHARE our information! Keeping secrets on this kind of thing
is beyond stupid, and it shames me that I even have to *say* this! So if
you've got information about what's going on, spill it. I don't care if
you think it'll make you look weak in front of your enemies, or in front
of the mundanes, or in front of the girl/guy/whatever you're trying to
impress; keeping intel secret is only going to set off a worse disaster
later. And I swear on St. Yuri's bones, if you bastards withhold
something that gets people killed you'd better pray to God for mercy,
'cause I won't have any. End of rant.
That's the political maneuvering roundup for April, 2012. Here's hoping
we have a quiet and prosperous May.
--Not Nathan Fillion
---
* In order to really make the post-GC handwavium regs feel right I wanted an autocratic dick running the US, and of the current contenders Giuliani fit the bill best. If you disagree, it's open to debate.
** (for the Glossary) Lollipop Guild: (informal, SMOF jargon) Name of the group of Australian fen/fendanes who act on Fenspace's behalf within the mundane Australian government. Rumored to have some very impressive blackmail material.---
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